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GUY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAP LOCK'S▼
ONE FRIDAY ON 4CHAN THE OP OF A CREEPYPASTA THREAD WAS ALL ALONE ON HIS THREAD ON /x/, WHEN SUDDENLY A SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK BOTTLE NIPPLES AS EYES POPPED UP ON HIS COMPUTER SCREEN! AND SO HE POSTED "FUCK ME" AND IRL HE YELLED "FUCK ME" AND IN THE SAME TIME SHOCK MADE HIM SHOOT POOP (ENOUGH TO FILL HIS UNDERWARE) IN HIS SUIT AND THEN HE WIPED LUMPS OF HOT BROWN SHUT ALL OVER HIS BRAND NEW COMPUTER SCREEN. BUT HE HAD TO GO TO WORK! THE OP WALKED OUTSIDE, AND SOME ASSSHOLE PINNED SOMETHING SCARY ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS DOOR! HE OPENS THE DOOR, AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" REALLY LOUD, AND THEN HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND SMEARED GLOBS OF STICKY SHIT ALL OVER HIS WORK CLOTHES. NOW HE HAD TO GET CHANGED!▼
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THE OP GOT CHANGED INTO HIS SHITTY LOOKING LEAST FAVORITE OUTFIT, AND THEN GOT IN HIS CAR; BUT SOMEBODY STOLE HIS ENGINE AND HIS SPARK PLUGS AND HIS MUFFLER AND HIS DASHBOARD AND HIS STEERING WHEEL! PROBABLY A GHOST DID IT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME", AND THEN AS HE WAS DRIVING (THE CAR STARTED ITSELF, GHOTSS!!!) HE GOT INTO A REALLY BAD CAR ACCIDENT, LEAKED DIARRHEA SHIT THROUGH HIS ONLY OUTFIT WHILE PISSING AND SHITTING ALL OVER HIS LEATHER SEATS AND THEN THE AIRBAG DEPLOYED, BUT INSTEAD OF THERE BEING AN AIRBAG IT WAS A SKELETON!! THE OP WALKED TO HIS WORK AND THEN STOOD AT THE TOP OF A REALLY LONG ABANDONED DARK SCARY STAIRCASE THAT WAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT LONG AGO IN HIS BRAND NEW WORK OFFICE FOR SOME REASON, AND THE REALLY SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES WAS RUNNING VERY FAST AT HIM, UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE AND SCREAMING REALLY SCARILY! THE OP SHIT AND PISSED EVERYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY HE SPRAYED POWER-SHIT DIRECTLY INTO THE GIRLS FACE, WHICH KNOCKED HER DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND NEARLY KILLED HER. SHE GOT UP, IGNORING THE FACT THAT A WATERFALL OF ORANGE DIARRHEA SHIT WAS DRIPPING FROM HER ENTIRE BODY AND STARTED RUNNING AGAIN, BUT SLOWER, SO THE OP WOULDN'T SHIT ALL OVER HER
▲GUY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAP LOCK
ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE SAID "I'M GOING TO PUSH YOU DOWN THIS STAIRCASE". NOT EVEN JESUS WAS TRYING TO HELP THE OP, SO THE OP SAID "WELL FUCK ME", THEN JESUS PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIRCASE AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD. THE OP HIT EVERY SINGLE STAIR ON HIS HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN WHILE TRAVELING VERY FAST BECAUSE HIS SHIT WAS LUBRICATING THE STAIRS, AND HIT THE REALLY SCARY GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES DIRECTLY IN THE FACE WHILE TRAVELING AT 250 MILES PER HOUR ON THE WAY DOWN, CRUSHING HER ENTIRE BODY AND BREAKING HER SKULL OPEN, KILLING HER. THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" BECAUSE HIS HEAD HURT REALLY BAD AND HE WAS COVERED IN SHIT. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! AND THEN ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP PROLAPSED HIS ENTIRE BOWELS OUT THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE, AND THEN VOMITED HIS TESTICLES OUT THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKETS! THE WORST PART WAS THAT HE WAS YOUR SON AND A FURRY!!!
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