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I was an intern at my new job it was called "Not Scary pasta incorporated" I was the best chef at my future chef school in the year of 2022 and i was best at cooking pasta. One message went around throughout the whole school if you cook pasta don't work at not scary pasta incorporated. It is cursed by the 666 year old pasta chef who was slain in a battle with the president of cooking. I did not believe it for i am not a one to believe rumors. When i got to my new intern job the boss said you will be in charge of the cameras until we think you are ready to not be in charge of cameras. They put me in the room with the cameras and i sat on the chair. It was a very boring job but one thing i liked doing was watching all the dvds previous employees left in the drawers. After i had finished all the dvds i was sad but then i saw another one…itone...it was called something like "noodle.exe"
 
So I opened the case and pulled out a dvd with a noodle stuck to it. I tried to pull the noodle off bt it was super stuc to to dvd! So i just shoved it into the dvd player anyways but it got stuck on the noodle and didnt close! So i went to a garage sale where a creepy old man was offering tech support. I hate Old peoplE but i needd to get the deeveedee fixed, so i gave it to him but he screamed 19 times and collapsed on the floor crying like 'wah wah wah im so scared! Get the noddle away from me and take my evil dvd player!"