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'''Name: Joey '''
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Joey is a "special" person. It is unknown if he has any serious, or any common neurological medical disorder (Autism, down syndrome, etc.) but it is well known that he is, off. All close instances with the subject have been noted closely. He makes most of his traction and notability off of a account on a online sharing platform known by the current alias of "Youtube." On this he is seen gorging himself with various disdainful and unhealthy edible items.
But there is more to this 'man.'
More is to be noted on his appetite. As mentioned previously, his diet includes "various disdainful and unhealthy edible items." He is seen eating tubs of Nutella and bowls of nacho cheese. His early-day meals mostly consists of sandwiches from a restaurant titled "Hardee's."
His diet has caused his body to become that of somebody who has been bloated. His weight is [REDACTED] This has caused some of the staff on hand to become convinced he is immortal. Several have turned to cults with this belief. All have since been terminated. There are several of these cults still active, and intel suggests they sacrifice their own human flesh, even amputating limbs, to put on a shrine of Joey. They have also been seen eating the flesh, sloppily. It is disgusting really. This has caused people from our research team to either leave to project or, in one case, a man, [DATA EXPUNGED], had committed suicide.
'''Further research on this individual will result in termination.'''
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