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'''Special Containment Procedures''': |
'''Special Containment Procedures''': |
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Joey, if caught, is to be exiled to his house and not allowed to exit. He is to have all food items re-added and he is to record videos to signify that nothing is wrong. All current attempts to apprehend Joey have failed. All individuals who have been sent to capture him have been digested. Joey is to not be approached. Do not attempt to capture him. God has abandoned you if you try. Maybe there is |
Joey, if caught, is to be exiled to his house and not allowed to exit. He is to have all food items re-added and he is to record videos to signify that nothing is wrong. All current attempts to apprehend Joey have failed. All individuals who have been sent to capture him have been digested. Joey is to not be approached. Do not attempt to capture him. God has abandoned you if you try. Maybe there is no God. Maybe god would not allow this to exist. He is presumed harmless if you do not contact him directly. He is to be avoided at all cost. There is to be a 1000 yard quarantine zone around him at all times. God help us all. |
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'''Description''': |
'''Description''': |
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