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Evangelion Genesis. That show was awesome (and if u think its ending |
Evangelion Genesis. That show was awesome (and if u think its ending |
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was bad you are obliviously have poor taste or are into dadime) I |
was bad you are obliviously have poor taste or are into dadime) I |
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throught so wen I herd |
throught so wen I herd that there was I order it right away. 11 |
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minutes later, a hyper-realistic mail-carrier(No there NOT called |
minutes later, a hyper-realistic mail-carrier(No there NOT called |
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Mailmen cause that is sexyist) handed me a hyper-realistic DVD. The |
Mailmen cause that is sexyist) handed me a hyper-realistic DVD. The |
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did not know) and tiltle screen came up. |
did not know) and tiltle screen came up. |
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I saw Shinji near Asuka. |
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Than Shrek popped in and throwed Asuka out of windoe. Shrek than said |
Than Shrek popped in and throwed Asuka out of windoe. Shrek than said |
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to Shinji “Aye,Wait for me by door laddie” and than stormed of. |
to Shinji “Aye,Wait for me by door laddie” and than stormed of. |
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[[File:TROLL03.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Pictured. Asuka Pregunent.]] |
[[File:TROLL03.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Pictured. Asuka Pregunent.]] |
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Shrek than came, than |
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arrived back and grab Shinji by the hips and wispered in his ear. |
arrived back and grab Shinji by the hips and wispered in his ear. |
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“Calm down! Iam just gonna Smack that, all on the floor. Smack |
“Calm down! Iam just gonna Smack that, all on the floor. Smack |
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the tender love scene, Shrek went on a rampage killing everybody. He |
the tender love scene, Shrek went on a rampage killing everybody. He |
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use there i's in the martini drinks. The episode ended but it turned |
use there i's in the martini drinks. The episode ended but it turned |
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out that there was other episode! |
out that there was other episode! It opened up with Shrek |
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single-handedly preventing the third impact(Lou kit up nub) and |
single-handedly preventing the third impact(Lou kit up nub) and |
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banging every character in the show! It than fade to black wen |
banging every character in the show! It than fade to black wen |
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The episode quickly turned |
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morbid when he screen begin to get all staticly and things. Several |
morbid when he screen begin to get all staticly and things. Several |
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massages appeared on the screen they read “Things were never the |
massages appeared on the screen they read “Things were never the |
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appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. It was at that moument that |
appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. It was at that moument that |
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I realized the is ultra hyper-realistic Patrixx was cumming out my |
I realized the is ultra hyper-realistic Patrixx was cumming out my |
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hyper-realistic HDTV!!!11! |
hyper-realistic HDTV!!!11! |
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Patrixx was laterally an |
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inch from my face, he was staring at me menacingly. Than the video |
inch from my face, he was staring at me menacingly. Than the video |
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suddenly ended. I realized that Patrixx was simply showing me whose |
suddenly ended. I realized that Patrixx was simply showing me whose |
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[[File:TROLL05.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Da scene were Patrixx ALMOST died me!]] |
[[File:TROLL05.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Da scene were Patrixx ALMOST died me!]] |
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[[Category:Hyper-realistic]] |
[[Category:Hyper-realistic]] |
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[[Category:!!!!111]] |
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[[Category:Shrek]] |
[[Category:Shrek]] |
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[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]] |
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]] |
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