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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: He had no body to dance with! |
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A: He had no body to dance with!</p> |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: When does a skeleton laugh? |
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Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? A: Jump out of your skin and join him! |
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A: Jump out of your skin and join him!</p> |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree? |
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Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? A: It came back with a skeleton crew! |
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A: It came back with a skeleton crew!</p> |
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Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? A: He could feel it in his bones! |
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A: He could feel it in his bones!</p> |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining? |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? A: Bonehead! |
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A: Bonehead!</p> |
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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore? A: Because his heart wasn’t in it! |
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A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!</p> |
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Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? A: By bony express! |
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A: By bony express!</p> |
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Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!!! |
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A: Spare ribs!!!</p> |
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Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib! A: A spare rib restaurant! |
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A: A spare rib restaurant!</p> |
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Q: How do skeletons call their friends? A: On the telebone! |
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A: On the telebone!</p> |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? A: A rattler! |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? |
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A: A rattler!</p> |
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Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you! |
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A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!</p> |
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Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A: I’m bone to be wild! |
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A: I’m bone to be wild!</p> |
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones! |
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A: Sherlock Bones!</p> |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital? |
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Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes? A: Skeleton keys! |
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A: Skeleton keys!</p> |
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Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? A: He was a numbskull! |
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A: He was a numbskull!</p> |
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Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? A: They don’t have any organs! |
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A: They don’t have any organs!</p> |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings? A: Lazy bones! |
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A: Lazy bones!</p> |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? A: A boney phoney! |
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A: A boney phoney!</p> |
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Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police? A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him! |
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A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!</p> |
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Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? A: He was bone idle! |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? |
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A: He was bone idle!</p> |
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Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? A: I love every bone in your body! |
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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? |
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A: I love every bone in your body!</p> |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? A: A dead ringer! |
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A: A dead ringer!</p> |
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