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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} If any of you have any heard of slime rancher, then you know that it is a happy, lighthearted, relaxing game. And that was the reason I played it. Up until a week ago, that is. It all started when I was playing slime rancher on my xbox friday night with my cheeto-dusted fingers. I believe that at the time I had just begun looting hobbs' vaults, if you play the game you know what I'm talking about. (Basically hidden vaults, unlocked when you complete the game an...")
 
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If any of you have any heard of slime rancher, then you know that it is a happy, lighthearted, relaxing game. And that was the reason I played it. Up until a week ago, that is. It all started when I was playing slime rancher on my xbox friday night with my cheeto-dusted fingers. I believe that at the time I had just begun looting hobbs' vaults, if you play the game you know what I'm talking about. (Basically hidden vaults, unlocked when you complete the game and containing a bunch of treasure pods that contain gold plorts) I was finishing up looting the moss blanket vault, when I had max out my in-game sound to drown out the noise of my parents arguing and my brother throwing autistic tantrums. Due to the heightened volume, I heard a weird sound when I had stopped walking. I lowered the music volume and kept the sfx volume up so I could tell what it was. Thats when I realised something horrifying. It was the faintest sounds of someone screaming.
 
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I then realised there was another hole, this one seemed much deeper. When I looked into it, it was pitch black. But I jumped into it anyways. I fell for about 45 minutes continously before I finally hit the ground. I was now in a more open space, but with the same grotesque aesthetic and music as before. I noticed that there was writing in blood on the walls too, that said "SLIME IS DEATH" in bad handwriting. Ew. I also noticed that there were two new kinds of slimes in this open pit. Blood Slimes, which seemed like pink slimes recolored to be hyperrealistic and red, and also death slimes, with were black and bled from their grey eyes. There was also a new kind of food. It was called "guts" and it was just falling from the ceiling. Both kinds of slimes devoured them on sight, making grotesque noises and not producing any plorts, as well as showing no stop in appetite. They also seemed to fight to the death.
 
But fuck, if only I new what creepiness was about to happen. All of a sudden I heard hyperrealistic footsteps running towards me. They got louder and louder until all of a sudden gorboron ramzee and kanve vest, as well as zzztextashion all popped out of the wall. kanve vest and zzztextashion were rapingrapping loudly and it hurted my earsbad.... then gorboron ramzee grabbed me, dipped me in lam sawse, and then swalloed me whole. then I died bro.
 
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{{by|Bibimbapu bow|date=July 21, 2019 on the Bad Creepypasta Wiki}}
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<i>Written by Bibimbapu bow<br>
Originally uploaded on the Bad Creepypasta Wiki on the 21st of July 2019.</i>
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