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I love nintendo.
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I hated sega, i hated it, i killed the sega boss and i broke the sonic.exe cd I HATE IT I HATE I FUCKING HATE IT IT'S FRIKIN BULLSHIT.
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I was playing Friday the 13th on the NES even if i think its bullshit (butt i don't care cuz its nintendo). Then i heard my mum saying "JEROHM COME N TAKE THE FUCKING MAIL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" i then said "FINE, MOM" i paused the game and went took the mail. I had some mail. There was a nintendo cartridge and letter.
I first looked at the paper, it was my friend jeff who sent it to me. Butt he wrote it with a relly great handwrite. It said:
{{email|''"JEROEM
PLZ<br>
WHAT R U WAITING ASSHOLE<br>
DUMBASS<br>
I HATE U!!!<br>
BREAK IT ASSHOLE<br>
DONT PLAY IT!!1<br>
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT<br>
YOU ASSHOLE!!<br>
BREAKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>
EVEN IF IT'S THE ONLY COPY OF SOMARI THAT'S STILL WORKING.<br>
YOU ASSHOLE."}}
Wow, the only still-working copy of SoMari? I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!! The cartridge was in really really really really really really really realy rly bad condition. Look at it. It was wrote Mario on it!!!!!
{{mi|2014-01-24-image-4.jpg|How the cartidge looked like}}
I then started playing the game.
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Everything was normal, until i pressed start.
{{mi|Somari_(title_screenshot).png}}
There was a 0.0000000666 frame with hyper-realistic blood on somari's eyes, hyper-realistic blood on trees,a lake of hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on the logo, hyper-realistic blood on the cartridge, hyper-realistic blood on jeff, hyper-realistic blood on hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on unrealistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on 1024 bit graphics, hyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{mi|Super_mario_3d_world_screenshot.png|THIS IS AWESOME!!!!11 3D GRAPGICS!!!!!!!!!! ON THE NEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! BUTT THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS LEGIT!}}
Then the loading screen was normal again, and when i started the game, THERE WAS AWESOME 3D GRAPHICS OMGOGMOGMMGOGMOGMO 3D GRAPHICS 666% LEGIT IT WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC also it was 4-player so i took my nes 4 score AND PLAYED WITH 4 PEOPEL!!!!!!!!!!
Until i saw blood again, blood, blood, bloooooood. And it was
hyper-realistic.
{{mi|Blood_Splatter.png|This is the blood i saw}}
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Then i looked at my nes 4-score, IT HADDDD BLOOD EVERYWHERE
BLOOD BLOOD ON MY NES 4-SCORE!!!!!!
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Then i looked at my nintendo games, they were all i slightly dislike you
games, i not kidding. I SLIGHTLY DISLIKE YOU ON THE NES!
It was spooky as fuck butt it was'nt on the snes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ON THE NES!!!!!!! THERE WAS HYPER-REALISITIC BLOOD ON THE GAME BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
BLOOD, i just see blood, blood blood blood blood,
THEN THE GAME TRANSFORMED INTO A BOB.EXE GAME USING THE POWER OF BLOOD!!!!<br>!
The end.
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Now the game looked like somari once again, but the cartidge looked normal.
I played the game but the title screen had a gommba, BUT IT DID'NT HAD BLOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!
Now it said "Vagina Lips Zone: Act 1".
Mario looked hyper-intelligent.
{{mi|Somari_mario_and_sonic_fusion_by_kth33-d5xv3kj.png|this is the hyper-intelligent mario}}
And he jumped out the screen and atarted eating my pussy.
Then i said "idc i dnt wat babied n my vagina was ugly".
Now mario had triangle eyes. HE WAS ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i saw Poop zone act 2 and Jerome zone and penis zone(cuz i have both penis and vagina), and patrixxx zone.
I then was in fight with Dr.WIllowser,
and when i beat the game i was shown a pic of sonic.exe finishing the game
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iT WAS FUCKING SPOOKY!!!
now bloody somari killed me so im dead and so are you
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