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''Story wrote by [[User:JeromeAlbert|JeromeAlbert]].<u>''' THERE IS ALSO A COPYRIGHT TO THIS STORY. '''</u>''
 
 
I love nintendo.
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I hated sega, i hated it, i killed the sega boss and i broke the sonic.exe cd I HATE IT I HATE I FUCKING HATE IT IT'S FRIKIN BULLSHIT.
 
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I was playing Friday the 13th on the NES even if i think its bullshit (butt i don't care cuz its nintendo). Then i heard my mum saying "JEROHM COME N TAKE THE FUCKING MAIL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" i then said "FINE, MOM" i paused the game and went took the mail. I had some mail. There was a nintendo cartridge and letter.
 
I was playing Friday the 13th on the NES even if i think its bullshit (butt i don't care cuz its nintendo). Then i heard my mum saying "JEROHM COME N TAKE THE FUCKING MAIL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" i then said "FINE,MOM" i paused the game and went took the mail. I had some mail. There was a nintendo cartridge and letter.
 
 
 
I first looked at the paper, it was my friend jeff who sent it to me. Butt he wrote it with a relly great handwrite. It said:
 
{{email|''"JEROEM''<br>
PLZ<br>
 
WHAT R U WAITING ASSHOLE<br>
''PLZ''
DUMBASS<br>
 
I HATE U!!!<br>
''WHAT R U WAITING ASSHOLE''
BREAK IT ASSHOLE<br>
 
DONT PLAY IT!!1<br>
''DUMBASS''
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT<br>
 
YOU ASSHOLE!!<br>
''I HATE U!!!''
BREAKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>
 
''BREAK ITYOU ASSHOLE''<br>
EVEN IF IT'S THE ONLY COPY OF SOMARI THAT'S STILL WORKING.<br>
 
YOU ASSHOLE."}}
''DONT PLAY IT!!1''
 
''DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT''
 
''YOU ASSHOLE!!''
 
''BREAKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
 
''YOU ASSHOLE''
 
''EVEN IF IT'S THE ONLY COPY OF SOMARI THAT'S STILL WORKING.''
 
''YOU ASSHOLE."''
 
Wow, the only still-working copy of SoMari? I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!! The cartridge was in really really really [[File:2014-01-24-image-4.jpg|thumb|How the cartidge looked like]]really really really really realy rly bad condition. Look at it. It was wrote Mario on it!!!!!
 
 
 
Wow, the only still-working copy of SoMari? I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!! The cartridge was in really really really really really really really realy rly bad condition. Look at it. It was wrote Mario on it!!!!!
 
{{mi|2014-01-24-image-4.jpg|How the cartidge looked like}}
 
I then started playing the game. 
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Everything was normal, until i pressed start.
 
{{mi|Somari_(title_screenshot).png}}
 
There was a 0.0000000666 frame with hyper-realistic blood on somari's eyes, hyper-realistic blood on trees,a lake of  hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on the logo, hyper-realistic blood on the cartridge, hyper-realistic blood on jeff, hyper-realistic blood on hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on unrealistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on 1024 bit graphics, hyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
{{mi|Super_mario_3d_world_screenshot.png|THIS IS AWESOME!!!!11 3D GRAPGICS!!!!!!!!!! ON THE NEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! BUTT THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS LEGIT!}}
There was a 0.0000000666 frame with hyper-realistic blood on somari's eyes, hyper-realistic blood on trees,a lake of  hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on t[[File:Somari_(title_screenshot).png|thumb]]he logo, hyper-realistic blood on the cartridge, hyper-realistic blood on jeff, hyper-realistic blood on hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on unrealistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on 1024 bit graphics, hyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
[[File:Super_mario_3d_world_screenshot.png|thumb|250px|THIS IS AWESOME!!!!11 3D GRAPGICS!!!!!!!!!! ON THE NEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! BUTT THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS LEGIT!]]Then the loading screen was normal again, and when i started the game, THERE WAS AWESOME 3D GRAPHICS OMGOGMOGMMGOGMOGMO 3D GRAPHICS 666% LEGIT IT WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC also it was 4-player so i took my nes 4 score AND PLAYED WITH 4 PEOPEL!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Then the loading screen was normal again, and when i started the game, THERE WAS AWESOME 3D GRAPHICS OMGOGMOGMMGOGMOGMO 3D GRAPHICS 666% LEGIT IT WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC also it was 4-player so i took my nes 4 score AND PLAYED WITH 4 PEOPEL!!!!!!!!!!
 
Until i saw blood again, blood, blood, bloooooood. And it was 
 
[[File:Blood_Splatter.png|thumb|This is the blood i saw]]
 
hyper-realistic.
 
{{mi|Blood_Splatter.png|This is the blood i saw}}
 
lel7
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then i looked at my nes 4-score, IT HADDDD BLOOD EVERYWHERE 
 
[[File:{{mi|4score.jpg|thumb|this is my 4-score with hyper-realistic blood]]}}
 
BLOOD BLOOD ON MY NES 4-SCORE!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
blood
 
 
 
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Then i looked at my nintendo games, they were all i slightly dislike you 
 
[[File:{{mi|Game_nes.jpg|thumb|I SLIghtly dislike u on the nes muthafucka]]}}
 
games, i not kidding. I SLIGHTLY DISLIKE YOU ON THE NES!
 
 
 
 
 
It was spooky as fuck butt it was'nt on the snes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
ON THE NES!!!!!!! THERE WAS HYPER-REALISITIC BLOOD ON THE GAME BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
 
 
 
 
 
BLOOD, i just see blood, blood blood blood blood,
 
[[File:{{mi|NES_GAME_323423523623636346235734653432Q65.jpg|thumb|THEN IT LOOKED LIKE THIS]]}}
 
 
THEN THE GAME TRANSFORMED INTO A BOB.EXE GAME USING THE POWER OF BLOOD!!!!
!
 
 
THEN THE GAME TRANSFORMED INTO A BOB.EXE GAME USING THE POWER OF BLOOD!!!!<br>!
 
The end.
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NOT
 
[[File:{{mi|Somari2.jpg|thumb|threre is the game]]}}
 Now the game looked like somari once again, but the cartidge looked normal.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now the game looked like somari once again, but the cartidge looked normal.
 
I played the game but the title screen had a gommba, BUT IT DID'NT HAD BLOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!
 
 
 
Now it said "Vagina Lips Zone: Act 1".
 
Mario looked hyper-intelligent.
[[File:Somari_mario_and_sonic_fusion_by_kth33-d5xv3kj.png|thumb|this is the hyper-intelligent mario]]
 
{{mi|Somari_mario_and_sonic_fusion_by_kth33-d5xv3kj.png|this is the hyper-intelligent mario}}
 
 
Mario looked hyper-intelligent.
 
And he jumped out the screen and atarted eating my pussy.
 
 
 
 
 
Then i said "idc i dnt wat babied n my vagina was ugly".
 
 
 
 
 
Now mario had triangle eyes. HE WAS ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
And i saw Poop zone act 2 and Jerome zone and penis zone(cuz i have both penis and vagina), and patrixxx zone.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I then was in fight with Dr.WIllowser,
 
 
 
 
 
and when i beat the game i was shown a pic of sonic.exe finishing the game
 
{{mi|Sonic-2-001.jpg}}
 
 
 
 
[[File:Sonic-2-001.jpg|thumb|sonic.exe]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
iT WAS FUCKING SPOOKY!!!
 
now bloody somari killed me so im dead and so are you
 
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now bloody somari killed me so im dead and so are you
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