SONIC.EXE GOES SUPER SAIYAN: Difference between revisions

The character select consisted of Shadow, Silver and Pedo-BearSpurdo Spärde. I was surprised. I mean, for crying out loud, how can you play as Pedo-BearSpurdo Spärde in a Sanic game for fuck sakez? I chose Shadow first. Then I heard Shao Kahn's lAuGh, which was odd, since there was supposed to be a Kefka laugh. I was in Marble Zone. The level was flat, though. No lava, no nothing. Shit, I didn't want this Creepypasta, ahem, I mean Trollpasta, to be cliched. Anyway, there was blood on the ground, and it was slippery. I suddenly saw Sonic.exe chasing after me. I wanted to play with Sonic.exe, but the game forced me to run. So I ran. Gotta go fast, I guess. Sonic.exe was slow as hell. But suddenly, he went Super Saiyan! I mean, I'm saying that because he didn't use any Chaos Emeralds. Although I should refer to it as Super Guinea Pig. He was 9000x faster, and 666x more demonic, and 777x more stronger. He caught me. Shadow cried like a 32-bit 4 year old losing his toy, then Super Sai- Super Guinea Pig Sonic.exe put duct tape on his mouth, and said "SHUT UP!" then killed Shadow. C'mon, this isn't how the game was supposed to go! And I wept for hours because fuckin' pixels on a screen got murdered!!!!!111

After that, I chose Pedo-BearSpurdo Spärde. Now I surely had to win this! I was in a hyper-realistic MKX level, and I was battling Super Sonic.exe. A speech bubble appeared, showing the text: "Sonic ohko". I had to be careful. Then suddenly, it showed the image of stuff you didn't want to see. Pedo-BearSpurdo rapedpooped on Sonic, although the game did good by censoring it. I won. But, an image popped up on the screen, showing Sonic.exe, with the words written in BLOOD: "I WAZ PEDOBEARSPURDO" and I rage quitted. I sent the game to Tom, with a note, then committed suicide. Wait, also, I won't describe the title screen cuz I'm dead. See it for yourself.