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He was all like "Yo brah I got a package from a guy named Richard Yeloa." I was like "Who the hell is that?" but I took the package because free shit is good. I opened the package to see a letter on top.
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<i>Dear Worshipper▼
You may not know me but I know you! I sent you a disc that has a game that probably killed me by now but instead of breaking it on my knee I sent it to you because yolo. It's your problem now. KTHXBAI! (tell sanic and the skeleton gang I said hi) - Richard</i>▼
▲Dear Worshipper
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▲You may not know me but I know you! I sent you a disc that has a game that probably killed me by now but instead of breaking it on my knee I sent it to you because yolo. It's your problem now. KTHXBAI! (tell sanic and the skeleton gang I said hi) - Richard
I was all like "The shit?". I looked back in the package and found a blank game case taped shut. Written on it was "DO NOT OPEN - HELL IS INSIDE". Then I remembered what I was doing before this so I opened it only to hear a REALLY LOUD SCREAM OF AGONY. I didn't give a fuck. I took out the disc which had SANIC'S SOUL written on it. I ninja threw the disc into the cart and there was another scream. The game loaded and I saw the original SANIC TEH HOGHEDGE screen. I didn't remember this game so it must've been a spinoff of the original Sonic. I clicked play after I teleported into my chair. There was another scream with a totally creepy screen. After that I was like fuck this and tried to eject the disc, it did and I snapped it on my knee.
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I was like "FUCK YEAH!" and I jumped raising my fist in the air in a freezeframe.
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