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I never believed in murderers, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Oh, the story? Oh yeah, here's the fucking story:
 
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==DAY 2==
 
I went to Sweden to meet PewDiePie to see if the noise was a game glitch. Cause you know, PewDiePie knows all about games, he owns every game known to man. So after PewDie rapedfucked me I came in my pants. Then I went home and I saw Slender. Yeah, from Slenderman! I asked him to have homosexual oral sex with me and he said yes. So I sucked his penis and balls and in favor, he sucked mine. After that we had anal sex. A year later (Present day), We are married and have 4 adopted french children. The kids are lucky to have 3 dads, Slendy, PewDie and me. Me, Slendy and PewDie have threesomes every day. PewDie cums in my mouth and I love it.
 
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