Scary Binko Story

Regards

This trollpasta was made in honour of Thermometer, who deleted the original page: Binko due to being "Generic/Unfunny." Me and my friend, who both wrote that pasta, were genuinely shocked as we expected at least some kind of archival as it became an inside joke between us, and we personally thought it was quite funny, as well as the fact that humour is subjective, and this wiki is made for horrible creepypastas anyways.

It's now become lost media as far as we're aware, and I wrote this just for the sake of having a funny way of remembering Binko, the forest horror.

My Story

Binko. That was the name of the terror that haunted me, from dawn to midnight, during the worst point of my life. It all began on what would be an ordinary 13th birthday. This special day would change my life for the worse. Painfully so.

That day, I wanted to spend time with my friends, just like any other day, honestly! Specifically, I asked my only two friends: Eve and Adam, and as always, we just hanged out and talked. We barely acknowledged it was my birthday, though I was a little sad on the fact that nobody offered any gifts; not even my parents, which unsurprisingly completely forgot it was my birthday. Whatever, you can't have everything in life. At least, that's what I believed, however as my luck would have it my friend Adam gave me a packet of... something. I obviously asked him what it is, though I remember he said it was a drug. It was probably crack, as I remember it to be similar.

As much as I regret to say it, I had one hell of a blast. I don't think I did too much, only a little bit, but the effects were damn strong. Eve suggested we go outside, and our stupid minds agreed. We walked to the nearby supermarket and just stared at random people. I vividly remember the customers looking at us bewildered until security banned us from that store. I'm fairly sure I'm still banned from it.

Anyways, Adam then noticed a pathway to a forest. I had gone there many times as it was right next to my house, though apparently Adam hadn't gone there. I obviously said that we should go there, since there's nobody to ban us from it. God, that was a stupid decision. Eve led the way, though I was fairly certain she hadn't been here either.

We - no, I - laughed at some tree that looked like an ass. I doubt it did, as not only do I not remember anything from the times I came here, Adam and Eve weren't laughing at all. When I had my fair share of serotonin, I was at the back of the line. I assumed Adam gained a bit of sobriety given that he was second in line. Eve still led the way, but I was fairly certain she was either clueless or laughing at stupid shit like me. Honestly, my memory was a bit foggy during that time. God knows how long we were walking for, likely just a few minutes, but we finally reached the end of the forest. Well, at the time we thought so, but it was just a way to an even larger part of the forest. I was bored out of my mind, honestly. In the distance, though, we saw a silhouette. I genuinely can't describe it. It was just a bunch of shapes mixed together, constantly moving. At first, we thought we reached some inflatable mascot. Then Eve's arm was ripped clean off. The bone was showing and a massive amount of blood was flowing. Naturally, I sobered up instantly, and so did Eve. We started running as fast as we could, yet the silhouette was faster. We screamed in horror while Eve screamed in pain. Adam was still running but we had to pull him by our hand so he wouldn't stumble on some rocks. This obviously didn't work, as he tripped on a stone and fell into muddy water. We were too scared to pick him up, and I doubt Eve could carry him one-armed. A few moments later, when we were too far to save Adam, his blood splattered our backs and stained our jackets. His pained yelp was cut short by the horrifying cracking sound of his bones. I looked back, and I was met by a genuinely disturbing sight. I watched the corpse of my former friend violently exploding in a way that shouldn't and couldn't be possible. The being was close enough that I could see it's details, and its colors were ones that are impossible to exist. The vibrancy and the hue are physically unable to exist in this world. I genuinely can't describe the colors. There simply aren't enough words. The thing was surprisingly stopped by Adam's bloody corpse, giving us time to get the hell away from there. Once again, the otherworldly creature closed the gap. It was just faster than us, no matter what. It had no legs to walk with nor arms to swim with. Truth is, it just floated towards us.

That thing was close enough that I could see the horror in Eve's eyes. We weren't far from the gate, it's just that it would've caught us before we got there.

I don't want to remember this part. There's a reason I'm still alive.

I noticed how the being slowed down after going over Adam's body. I didn't think it tripped. I thought at the time that there must've been a reason why it stopped. However, I had no time for theory crafting. One of us had to live from this, and it sure as hell wouldn't be Eve.

I pushed her backwards. She didn't fall, however she had to control her balance for long enough that she was extremely close to the creature.

She wasn't able to outrun it. That was honestly better for me. Once again, blood stained my hair and the familiar metallic smell of blood filled the air.

And that creature stopped, once again. I felt the most relieved I could've ever been in my life, yet the horror of facing such an impossible thing was much stronger.

I reached the gate moments before it caught me. I closed it with force I didn't ever know I had. As much as I expected it to ram through the gate and butcher me, it just... Stopped. I think that the closest expression that it had to a human would be smug. That fucking thing was taunting me after it ripped my friends into pieces.

I wanted to fight it so much, but it would obviously slaughter me like a piece of cake. The walk home was depressing. The only memento I had of my friends was a bloodstained jacket, and...

A little bit of crake 🤏

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