Scary Father of Ultra: Difference between revisions

When the camera returned, Taro had been thrown on his back, Father of Ultra looming above. He summoned his Ultra Array and used it on Taro, rupturing his eyes. A line of text flashed on the screen.

"sO mAnY pEoPlE lOvE mE. I dO nOt cArE fOr tHeM."

I tried to scream, but I couldn't. Why would Father of Ultra do this to his own son?

The menu returned, but Taro was different. His colours were greyscale, and his face was missing its eyes. He had a neutral expression on his face, and both his horns were broken. Hesitantly, I selected Zoffy.

Another episode began with Zoffy and Father of Ultra talking. I couldn't make out what was being said, as the audio quality was non-existent. Father of Ultra said something that Zoffy didn't like, and the two got into a fight. Zoffy was repeatedly punched in the face, until his face was bruised. One of his eyes went dark, and he was bleeding from the mouth. Father of Ultra stood upright, and fired his Father Shot at Zoffy, destroying his lower body and leaving the esteemed Ultra writhing in pain on the ground.

"yOu nEvEr mEaNt aNyThInG tO mE. aCcEpT it.

I was booted back to the menu again, and this time, Zoffy's eyes were both dark, and the bottom half of his torso was missing. I started to cry. Why was Father of Ultra doing this? I had no choice. Not a single part of my body besides my fingers could move. With a heavy heart, I selected Agul.

Another episode began, this time with Agul and Father of Ultra fighting. Agul was strong, and fired off a multitude of beams at Father of Ultra, but all of them missed. Afterwards, the Camera cut to what looked like a beach, with Agul lying on the ground. He got up, looked around, and to my shock, looked at the camera. His body language indicated that he was frightened about something. He turned to look off into the distance, and started to run along the beach. For a while, he looked almost relieved, peaceful, in fact. He flew through the air, close to the ground for what felt like an hour.

Eventually, the sand started to turn red, and the bloody heads of various Ultras littered the ground. Agul looked terrified, and so did I.

All of a Sudden, Father of Ultra appeared in front of Agul, and the footage froze. I could hear sparks coming out of the back of my television, and so (mercifully) I got up. Something appeared in front of me that made my blood run cold.

There, standing right in front of me, was the Father of Ultra Ultra Act figure. Blood was running down from its eyes, and it had a wicked smile.

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