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In unceremoniously breaching the line between our world and the next, in hubris and maleficence, he gained eternal undeath. This wraith is known in The Darkest Corner™ of Discord as Billy C.
The second of the Trinity is the most enigmatic. Some say he's a grain, others say
His story dates back to the earliest settlers in North America. Along the southern corn belt, Europeans had great difficulty in farming sustainable foods. As if, by virtue of an Aztec god, the indigenous peoples gifted the settlers with corn.
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The true danger began around the mid 1800s, at the time of the Erlenmeyer flask's creation. You see, many assume that those who abstain from its appropriate name do so based on its shape. They refer to it as a "conical flask." But in truth, they are a dark and clandestine cabal, looking to honour the little known contributor, Cornelius Coniculum.
Cornelius was disgraced by his peers in the flask and beaker-making communities for attempting to bind his soul with that of an ancient and cruel god of corn, the same god that leaves you hungry and absent of satiation. The medium in which he bound their essences together? The humble Erlenmeyer
The final monstrosity is known by many names. 'rico, Eric of
It is said he was once very active in the torment of the young and naive contributors of yore, but for now he lays dormant. In his absence, he plots his chance to return in some miniscule capacity, well equipped with cheap puns, and references to StarFox 64.
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