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In unceremoniously breaching the line between our world and the next, in hubris and maleficence, he gained eternal undeath. This wraith is known in The Darkest Corner™ of Discord as Billy C.
The second of the Trinity is the most enigmatic. Some say he's a grain, others say
His story dates back to the earliest settlers in North America. Along the southern corn belt, Europeans had great difficulty in farming sustainable foods. As if, by virtue of an Aztec god, the indigenous peoples gifted the settlers with corn.
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Cornelius was disgraced by his peers in the flask and beaker-making communities for attempting to bind his soul with that of an ancient and cruel god of corn, the same god that leaves you hungry and absent of satiation. The medium in which he bound their essences together? The humble Erlenmeyer flask's first prototype. Cornelius' sinister and abstract ritual left him bereft of humanity, a mere husk of a man. Some even say he is British, but no one knows for sure. The only thing that is known for certain, is that this corny abomination hasn't a kernel of sympathy for the humble Discussions contributor, nor does he spare their attempts at writing from his starchy, high GI wrath.
The final monstrosity is known by many names. 'rico, Eric of
It is said he was once very active in the torment of the young and naive contributors of yore, but for now he lays dormant. In his absence, he plots his chance to return in some miniscule capacity, well equipped with cheap puns, and references to StarFox 64.
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