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'''*Seinfeld earrape plays*'''
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}scene opens at Jerry's comedy club*
 
Jerry: So what's the deal with Jews? *audience laughs* I mean, sure they're good with money and everything but on the other hand *seinfeld beat drops*.....they are all greedy penny-pinchers *audience laughs* *theme keeps on playing*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}le next day*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Kramer bursts into Jerry's door*
 
Kramer: Can I borrow your gun Jerry?
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Jerry: *pauses* Okay *earrape version of audience laughter*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}scene cuts to Kramer scratching his own eyeballs out* *subsequently jumps out of Jerry's window*
 
Kramer: I'm still alive- Oh mama mia!!!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}air conditioner falls* *lands on Kramer's head* *Kramer dies*
 
Jerry: Geez
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}George enters* *has a demented look on his face*
 
George: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}George proceeds to force his way into Jerry's tight anus*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Kramer's dick looked like this ---> 8===================D
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}jerry dies from being anally destroyed lol*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}audience applauds*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}entire credits scroll within 2 seconds literally*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}end credits scene appears*
 
Newman: *in a darkly lit room* *holding a candle* *chuckling with a malevolent smirk* Mehehehehehehe, Jerry! Jerry! Wake up! You know that- the mail never stops - Jerry.......Mwehehehehehehehehehe *smothers chocolate across his smile to look like the Joker* Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The theme for Christopher Nolan's ''The Dark Knight ''plays
 
Duh, duh duh, duh, duh duh
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