Seinfeld Lost Epsiode: the Red Tape

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*Seinfeld earrape plays*

*scene opens at Jerry's comedy club*

Jerry: So what's the deal with Jews? *audience laughs* I mean, sure they're good with money and everything but on the other hand *seinfeld beat drops*.....they are all greedy penny-pinchers *audience laughs* *theme keeps on playing*

*le next day*

*Kramer bursts into Jerry's door*

Kramer: Can I borrow your gun Jerry?

Jerry: Why?

Kramer: Because, I've been having this stroke for 30 years and I wanna end myself RIGHT NOW!!! ON THE SPOT BABY!!!! *starts sporadically shaking like usual* *mouth begins to fizz*

Jerry: *pauses* Okay *earrape version of audience laughter*

*scene cuts to Kramer scratching his own eyeballs out* *subsequently jumps out of Jerry's window*

Kramer: I'm still alive- Oh mama mia!!!

*air conditioner falls* *lands on Kramer's head* *Kramer dies*

Jerry: Geez

*George enters* *has a demented look on his face*

George: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

*George proceeds to force his way into Jerry's tight anus*

*Kramer's dick looked like this ---> 8===================D

*jerry dies from being anally destroyed lol*

*audience applauds*

*entire credits scroll within 2 seconds literally*

*end credits scene appears*

Newman: *in a darkly lit room* *holding a candle* *chuckling with a malevolent smirk* Mehehehehehehe, Jerry! Jerry! Wake up! You know that- the mail never stops - Jerry.......Mwehehehehehehehehehe *smothers chocolate across his smile to look like the Joker* Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The theme for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight plays

Duh, duh duh, duh, duh duh

THE END

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