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I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory! |
I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory! |
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 1 |
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 1</span>'''</p> |
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Morgan Freeman: We find ourselves in the troublesome kingdom of Sextopia, land of mistresses. An unholy ass-fucking accrued about 3 days ago. Prince Dicknose lost his mother in the events that took place. We find him grieving and masturbating at the same damn time. |
Morgan Freeman: We find ourselves in the troublesome kingdom of Sextopia, land of mistresses. An unholy ass-fucking accrued about 3 days ago. Prince Dicknose lost his mother in the events that took place. We find him grieving and masturbating at the same damn time. |
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Dicknose: There will be much dead sperm tonight. |
Dicknose: There will be much dead sperm tonight. |
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 2 |
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 2</span>'''</p> |
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Enter Smucks, Dickdose, and Heisenberg. |
Enter Smucks, Dickdose, and Heisenberg. |
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Dicknose: I must go and practice my thrusts. I know I shall master the 69! |
Dicknose: I must go and practice my thrusts. I know I shall master the 69! |
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 3 |
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 3</span>'''</p> |
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Enter Heisenberg and Smucks. |
Enter Heisenberg and Smucks. |
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Jimbles: Well you can’t come in! |
Jimbles: Well you can’t come in! |
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Dicknose: It be your king, prince and a random |
Dicknose: It be your king, prince and a random <span style="font-weight:normal;">cuck</span>! |
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Jimbles: By my mother’s tits! I’m coming to the door now! |
Jimbles: By my mother’s tits! I’m coming to the door now! |
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Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into Mexicans. It just goes to show, if you want to make love, do it in your bed, and with a lover alive, not already dead. Good eve. |
Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into Mexicans. It just goes to show, if you want to make love, do it in your bed, and with a lover alive, not already dead. Good eve. |
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Finis |
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Finis</span>'''</p> |
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The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end. |
The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end. |
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