Sherlock Bones: Calcium Detective: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "Sherlock Bones hadn't always been a skeleton detective, once he had been a live man of flesh and blood. But the things he sees on the job had long ago made him jump out of his skin. Now, he and his sidekick Dr Long Wishbone investigate crimes against Great Britain's bone density. One of his most Harrowing cases was the mystery of the missing milk. Schools across Scunthorpe had their weekly milk rounds snatched. What sort of scunts would commit such a crime? ''TORY SCUN...")
 
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