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1 day I went to da flea market and than a old man who was wearing a Shrek t-shirt and he give me a game called ShrekExtraLargeDong.exe. He said if you play dis game, Shrek will kill you and rape you. I didn't care so I bought da game home and then I heard a spooky voice he said, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. I ignore it and went to my room. I insert da game on my GameCube and turn it on. Instead of the GameCube logo it said Shrektendo OnionCube. Maybe it was just a glitch. I created a new file and start playing. When the first level starts it looked different. Shrek had hyper realistic eyes. I start running around and I found the mirror guy dead and Shrek rapes the mirror guy. I was like dafuq? And than I was send to the forest level. It showed a cutscene where Shrek kills Little red ridding hood with a knife and he faps and cums onions at her. I was send to the final level which is Merlin's tower. I visit the tower and it showed a old man from the flea market hanged Merlin with a hyper realistic rope. I was scared shrekless. And then Shrek sayed. Hey now you're a deadstar. And then a Skeleton Shrek like popped out and kill me. |
1 day I went to da flea market and than a old man who was wearing a Shrek t-shirt, and he give me a game called ShrekExtraLargeDong.exe. He said if you play dis game, Shrek will kill you and rape you. I didn't care so I bought da game home and then I heard a spooky voice he said, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. I ignore it and went to my room. I insert da game on my GameCube and turn it on. Instead of the GameCube logo it said Shrektendo OnionCube. Maybe it was just a glitch. I created a new file and start playing. When the first level starts it looked different. Shrek had hyper realistic eyes. I start running around and I found the mirror guy dead and Shrek rapes the mirror guy. I was like dafuq? And than I was send to the forest level. It showed a cutscene where Shrek kills Little red ridding hood with a knife and he faps and cums onions at her. I was send to the final level which is Merlin's tower. I visit the tower and it showed a old man from the flea market hanged Merlin with a hyper realistic rope. I was scared shrekless. And then Shrek sayed. Hey now you're a deadstar. And then a Skeleton Shrek like popped out and kill me. |
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Revision as of 00:49, 14 January 2015
1 day I went to da flea market and than a old man who was wearing a Shrek t-shirt, and he give me a game called ShrekExtraLargeDong.exe. He said if you play dis game, Shrek will kill you and rape you. I didn't care so I bought da game home and then I heard a spooky voice he said, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. I ignore it and went to my room. I insert da game on my GameCube and turn it on. Instead of the GameCube logo it said Shrektendo OnionCube. Maybe it was just a glitch. I created a new file and start playing. When the first level starts it looked different. Shrek had hyper realistic eyes. I start running around and I found the mirror guy dead and Shrek rapes the mirror guy. I was like dafuq? And than I was send to the forest level. It showed a cutscene where Shrek kills Little red ridding hood with a knife and he faps and cums onions at her. I was send to the final level which is Merlin's tower. I visit the tower and it showed a old man from the flea market hanged Merlin with a hyper realistic rope. I was scared shrekless. And then Shrek sayed. Hey now you're a deadstar. And then a Skeleton Shrek like popped out and kill me.
