Shrek 5: The Shrekoning part 2: Difference between revisions
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Remember when I told you guys last time about the scene where Shrek kills people with an axe and onionades, and burns down the village? The scene replayed again. I sat down and watched it, and it got to the scene where Shrek said "You're next" and punches the screen. Well, that didn't happen this time. I was confused by this. Shrek instead came to another town holding an axe, and then walked into the other town. The next scene made Shrek's other kills seem tame in comparison. He grabbed a man and he bit the man's head right off. He chewed the man's head and there was blood everywhere. He then threw the headless body into a wood chipper, and blood splattered everywhere. Shrek then ate a man whole, and it showed the man dissolving in Shrek's stomach acid. It was extremely graphic and I almost threw up. "Have a good time… IN MAH BELLEH!" Shrek said. Shrek then swung his axe at others and chopped their heads off, and then threw onionades everywhere in the town. The onionade stench poisoned the town and killed many people.
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Shrek swung his axe at the bathroom door. It made a hole on the door, and then Shrek looked at me through the door's hole. It reminded me of the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining. Before he could get at me, John Madden broke into my house and fought Shrek. John Madden shoop da wooped Shrek and while he was doing that, I ran out of the bathroom, grabbed the Shrek 5 DVD out of my DVD player, put it back in the box, and ran out of my house.
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