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>be me age 14
>be me 14


>live in a high ass fug building on the 12th floor in a flat with my parents and my little sister (8)
>live in a high ass building on the 12th floor in a flat with my parents and my little sister who is 8


>have been a devoted brogre since I was 8
>have been a devoted brogre since I was 8
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>nothing
>nothing


>nothing but little, fast-paced thuds from afar
>nothing but little, fast-paced beats from afar


>the thuds get closer and closer
>the beats get closer and closer


>louder and louder until it's almost unbearingly loud
>louder and louder until it's almost unbearably loud


>suddenly it's quiet again
>suddenly it's quiet again


>I hear somebody say in a beautiful deep scottish accent "don't give up, laddy. there is much onion juice to live for"
>I hear somebody say in a beautiful deep scottish accent "don't give up, laddeh. there is much onion juice to live for"


>I open my eyes to see shrek standing in front of me
>I open my eyes to see shrek standing in front of me
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>"thank you so much, shrek. but…the terrible pizza hut as is still in place…"
>"thank you so much, shrek. but…the terrible pizza hut as is still in place…"


>with a soothing voice he assures me "do not worry, laddy. i will take care of it. But first, you have to take care of this.
>with a soothing voice he assures me "do not worry, laddeh. i will take care of it. But first, you have to take care of this.


>he points to his hypermassive shrock which is starting to go more and more flaccid
>he points to his hypermassive shrock which is starting to go more and more flaccid
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>without warning he pierces through my anus going deeper and deeper by milliseconds of time
>without warning he pierces through my anus going deeper and deeper by milliseconds of time


>i cum on the instant the tip of his farquaad blood-drenched glans made contact with my prostate
>i cum on the instant the tip of his farquaad-drenched glans made contact with my prostate


>he is not satisfied yet and continues the shreks for half an hour until my anus is torn
>he is not satisfied yet and continues the shrex for half an hour until my anus is torn


>i do not feel pain after he pulled out, i feel bliss
>i do not feel pain after he pulled out, i feel bliss
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