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> I realized that my family was filled with Farquaads
> I realized that my family was filled with Farquaads


> I pray vigorously to my ogrelord
> I pray vigorously to my ogrelord


> suddenly I hear a crash through the ceiling.
> suddenly I hear a crash through the ceiling.


> shrek falls on top of my mother and then jizzes all over her bloody mangled mess
> shrek falls on top of my mother and then jizzes all over her bloody mangled mess
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> next, shrek goes up to my dad, does a triple flip and then says
> next, shrek goes up to my dad, does a triple flip and then says


> "get your arse over here laddie!"
> "get your arse over here laddie!"


> my dad comes up and then shrek rips off my dads head and skullfucks his head and then he took his eyes out and made jam out of it.
> my dad comes up and then shrek rips off my dads head and skullfucks his head and then he took his eyes out and made jam out of it.


> I ask if its ogre
> I ask if its ogre


> Shrek says "Not yet laddeh."
> Shrek says "Not yet laddeh."


>He takes out his aroused182838981424524624624635357635625435525246356467578679797907907867845636323234235246256357646484673463424513413524635635745747456 mile long cock and he makes me suck it
>He takes out his aroused182838981424524624624635357635625435525246356467578679797907907867845636323234235246256357646484673463424513413524635635745747456 mile long cock and he makes me suck it


> I walk back home with a anus that was torn in half
> I walk back home with a anus that was torn in half
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