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> I realized that my family was filled with Farquaads |
> I realized that my family was filled with Farquaads |
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> I pray vigorously to my ogrelord |
> I pray vigorously to my ogrelord |
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> suddenly I hear a crash through the ceiling. |
> suddenly I hear a crash through the ceiling. |
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> shrek falls on top of my mother and then jizzes all over her bloody mangled mess |
> shrek falls on top of my mother and then jizzes all over her bloody mangled mess |
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> next, shrek goes up to my dad, does a triple flip and then says |
> next, shrek goes up to my dad, does a triple flip and then says |
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> "get your arse over here laddie!" |
> "get your arse over here laddie!" |
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> my dad comes up and then shrek rips off my dads head and skullfucks his head and then he took his eyes out and made jam out of it. |
> my dad comes up and then shrek rips off my dads head and skullfucks his head and then he took his eyes out and made jam out of it. |
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> I ask if its ogre |
> I ask if its ogre |
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> Shrek says "Not yet laddeh." |
> Shrek says "Not yet laddeh." |
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>He takes out his aroused182838981424524624624635357635625435525246356467578679797907907867845636323234235246256357646484673463424513413524635635745747456 mile long cock and he makes me suck it |
>He takes out his aroused182838981424524624624635357635625435525246356467578679797907907867845636323234235246256357646484673463424513413524635635745747456 mile long cock and he makes me suck it |
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> I walk back home with a anus that was torn in half |
> I walk back home with a anus that was torn in half |
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