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There was a gruesome case, a whole bus of
Everything was was going well, until all of a sudden the bus crashed. We ended up in a swamp. Luckily, no deaths have occurred, only minor injuries. We got out of the bus only to leave it engulfed in flames. To my surprise, we saw Shrek successfully run the vehicle and drove out of the swamp leaving us to die.
Suddenly, I heard a scream. We saw a masked group heading towards us, they were holding knives with hyper-realistic blood. We ran for it, I took a quick glance behind me only to realize that they weren't chasing us. I could see an ogre riding a donkey. Funny, he looked a lot like
He then came to me with inhuman speed and whispered to my ear.
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"This is my swamp."
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During a police investigation, a note was found in the bus wreckage:
"
Shrek saved my life,
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Shrek is life."
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