Sir Llama Toast .VS. The EVIL PATRIXXX

How it began

One hot day Sir Llama Toast and Patrixxx were hanging out when Sir Llama Toast attempted to eat Patrixxx's pie. Patrixxx got angry and told him to not eat his pie! But Sir Llama Toast did anyway... Patrixxx then kicked Sir Llama Toast in the gut, and that's how the greatest battle in Trollpasta history began!

The Fight

After Patrixxx kicked Sir Llama Toast in the gut, Sir Llama Toast hit him with his SauceBeam causing Patrixxx to be sent flying. Then Patrixxx hit Sir Llama Toast with a Patrilaser, which Sir Llama Toast fails to dodge.

Lazers were flying, swords were falling, and soon enough bombs were dropping!

After many hours, Patrixxx and Sir Llama Toast were tired so they called it a day, and went to their homes.

Winner

There can't be a winner as Patrixxx and Sir Llama Toast are both immortal, you dweeb!

GOD I HATE YOU!

Written by: CosmicKitteh