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Line 1: {{Unfunny}} One hyper realistic day i awoke from my hyper realistic bed. I put on my hyper realistic cloths and combed my hyper realistic hair. After taking a hyper realistic shower. I went for a hyper realistic walk. I stumbled upon a hyper realistic yard sale. I looked at the hyper realistic stack of games the hyper realistic seller was selling hyper realistically. I saw a hyper realistic blood red cartridge labeled Skullgirls.exe hyper realistic edition. I was exited because I fucking love skullgirls. Line 5 ⟶ 7: I was like "Shut up and take my hyper realistic money." The hyper realistic salesmen was like "~~I’ll~~I'll give it to you for hyper-realisticly free if you ~~don’t~~don't play it" I was like "ok dud I ~~won’t~~won't ". The hyper realistic seller says "ok see you Ben have a hyper realistic day." I thought ~~‘HOW~~'HOW DARE HE NOT KNOW MY HYPER REALISTIC NAME! I THOUGHT WE WERE HYPER REALISTIC BEST FRIENDS!"’' I ran down the hyper realistic street to my hyper realistic house because I was excited to play the hyper realistic game. Line 19 ⟶ 21: I put the hyper realistic game in my hyper realistic SNES. I started the hyper realistic game. it started with a hyper realistic blank screen and the lavender town theme was playing on a hyper realistic loop. I was like "this ~~doesn’t~~doesn't seem sketchy at all" I went to hyper realistic online mode. my first hyper realistic opponents PSN name was XxXHyperRealistic-_-666SuperkawaiiDesu~XxX i was like "FUCK what a hyper realistically badass name" I picked my favorite character Peacock, but something as different she had hyper realistic eyes which was weir because her eyes are supposed to be gouged out and replaced with portals. I was waiting for him to pick his hyper realistic character when the game crashed my hyper realistic computer. When i turned rebooted My hyper realistic DVD player Peacock was there with hyper realistic eyes with hyper realistic text saying "I AM GOD" Line 27 ⟶ 29: Then I remembered that hyper realistic asshole forgot my name. I tried to turn off the game but Peacock jumped out and said with a hyper realistic voice "prepare your hyper realistic anus" I ~~don’t~~don't want to talk about what happened after that I was teleported to a hyper realistic place were my hyper realistic head was cut off hyper realistically. And I was kicked in the hyper realistic nuts for ever, then I died for the rest of my life [[Category:Satire]]▼ [[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ ▲[[Category:Satire]] [[Category:File Extensions]] [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] Line 35 ⟶ 38: [[Category:Overused Running Gag]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Unfunny]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~<comments />~~