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As long as you keep up a good relationship with The Unseelie Court they will have your back. The best way to do so is to make a thrice monthly donation of evidence that you have corrupted something good.
In addition to limited time only magical trinkets and tote bags you can apply for increased protection from what they call
You see
Anyone who ever grabbed a gift from under a tree (or sufficiently acceptable facsimile) anytime during December is on that database.
The very moment you start unwrapping your gift, an elf on the shelf will secretly take up residence in your home and watch you from the shadows. Every thing the
The Unseelie Court will first capture and torture the your elf on the shelf. They will recondition the elf to believe you are too pure and sacred to ever do anything bad. Every bad deed you do from now on will be seen in a different light but more positive light resulting in lower point drops.
The Court has several deep cover agents in the North Pole. They will every so often check your score on the database. If the score is gone down by a significant amount, The Court will have literal goons pay your shelf elf a visit to get a
You may be wondering what happens if Mr. Claus finds out.
So considering the current circumstances, Santa
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