So You're in Danger of Going on the Naughty List
I got asked in regards to the last story what happens if your dealings with the Unseelie court (particularly if you perform the Spring Ritual) puts you in danger of being put on the Naughty list.
As long as you keep up a good relationship with The Unseelie Court they will have your back. The best way to do so is to make a thrice monthly donation of evidence that you have corrupted something good.
In addition to limited time only magical trinkets and tote bags you can apply for increased protection from what they call "The Red Menace".
It's a somewhat tedious process but they're happy to do it for as long as you serve their needs in return.
You see it's not as simple as them pulling strings and getting a deep cover agent elf to secretly write and remove a name from 2 sets of scrolls. Noooo, it's way more sophisticated than that.
It's a database of names where every individual registered in the database has their good and bad deeds cataloged and calculated to an overall final score that at the beginning of every December will result in your name getting put under either the "NAUGHTY" or "NICE" columns on the excel tables of the gift delivery list.
Anyone who ever grabbed a gift from under a tree (or sufficiently acceptable facsimile) anytime during December is on that database.
The very moment you start unwrapping your gift, an elf on the shelf will secretly take up residence in your home and watch you from the shadows. Every thing the elf's sees you do good or bad is magically logged into the database.
It's said every bad deed will result in your score dropping. Once your score is negative, you are officially a naughty list candidate unless you do enough good deeds to bring your score back up to acceptable levels.
The Unseelie Court will first capture and torture the your elf on the shelf. They will recondition the elf to believe you are too pure and sacred to ever do anything bad. Every bad deed you do from now on will be seen in a different light but more positive light resulting in lower point drops.
The Court has several deep cover agents in the North Pole. They will every so often check your score on the database. If the score is gone down by a significant amount, The Court will have literal goons pay your shelf elf a visit to get a "friendly" reminder.
You may be wondering what happens if Mr. Claus finds out. Well...The North Pole is trying to downplay this fact but Santa is a living corpse connected to the Red Sleigh which is an enormous life support device which barely manages to keep Santa's decrepit body alive. Santa in an act of desperation sacrificed himself during the time the Martian version of Santa betrayed Earth Santa in a bid to take over the earth. Santa focuses his powerful mind on protecting the earth from the Martian menace.
So considering the current circumstances, Santa doesn't really care.
Credited to Opera_Omnia
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