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The Court has several deep cover agents in the North Pole. They will every so often check your score on the database. If the score is gone down by a significant amount, The Court will have literal goons pay your shelf elf a visit to get a "friendly" reminder.
 
You may be wondering what happens if Mr. Claus finds out. Well…TheWell...The North Pole is trying to downplay this fact but Santa is a living corpse connected to the Red Sleigh which is an enormous life support device which barely manages to keep Santa's decrepit body alive. Santa in an act of desperation sacrificed himself during the time the Martian version of Santa betrayed Earth Santa in a bid to take over the earth. Santa focuses his powerful mind on protecting the earth from the Martian menace.
 
So considering the current circumstances, Santa doesn't really care.