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It all started 8 hours ago. I was playing the greatest Sonic game of all time Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), while hugging my Astolfo body pillow. Suddenly, I threw my controller down. "Man," I say to myself, "I've played all the Sonic games. If only there was something new to play, preferably a Sonic game so I don't have to try new things. "I guess I'll go shopping," I say. I bid my Astolfo a temporary goodbye, and head out of my house for the first time in 9 months.
I made my way to a local game store because that's where they got the good shit. While looking for games, I saw a Genesis game. There was no game art, only a blank title, with the game name written on in marker. It was titled, 'SONIC.EXE (
On my way home I walked under a ladder, passed a black cat, went into a mirror store, and accidentally broke some mirrors when I opened my umbrella, went into a theatre to see Macbeth, saw 666 ravens, was gifted a clock, and stepped on a crack. When I got home I threw myself through the front door, hurried to my room, and locked the door behind me. I don't want anything to ruin my Sonic.exe experience. I put the game into my Sega Genesis and booted it up. It didn't work the first time, so I had to blow on the cartridge (you know how it is).
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