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The level title appeared again and this time it said "...". I was in some kind of hallway, didn't really look like it was from any classic Sonic game, though it has the 16-bit style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark purple with animated candles and a few bloodstains here and there. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but it somehow hit me: this was the song that played in Hill Act 1, only it wasn't in reverse.
The level title appeared again and this time it said "...". I was in some kind of hallway, didn't really look like it was from any classic Sonic game, though it has the 16-bit style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark purple with animated candles and a few bloodstains here and there. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but it somehow hit me: this was the song that played in Hill Act 1, only it wasn't in reverse.


The doctor looked a bit less nervous then Tails, but he did have a sweat drop in his forehead. When moving, he did his usual running animation (The one we see before the final bosses in Sonic 2 and 3) as we continued going through the hallway. Then I stopped at a long flight of stairs leading downward. As the doc went down the stairs, the walls have gotten more reddish and the red torches were now blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one being longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another long set of stairs that took at least 1 full minute, I think.
The doctor looked a bit less nervous then Tails, but he did have a sweat drop in his forehead. When moving, he did his usual running animation (The one we see before the final bosses in Sonic 2 and 3) as we continued going through the hallway. As the doc went down some stairs, the walls have gotten more reddish and the red torches were now blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one being longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another long set of stairs that took at least 1 full minute, I think.


And then I heard that Kefka laugh again. I was so concentrated in traversing the stairs that the laugh actually managed to scare me for once, heh. The music abruptly ceased, the walls turned black and the torches' flame were gone (either that, or they were a black flame now and blended with the walls). After a few steps, Sonic popped right in front of Dr. Robotnik, just like with Tails and Knuckles, and then YET ANOTHER red static. It lasted for about.. 15 or so seconds and then it showed me an unexpected image: a really realistic pic of demon Sonic staring right at the screen. Not gonna lie, he looked SICK AS HELL (pun not entirely intended): he had the black/red eyes I’ve gotten used to (except with a little less blood under them), a wide grin with some fangs, much like the Werehog's teeth except more vicious-looking, and last but not least, his fur was really on point. Too bad I could barely see blue in the fur, but still. Whoever drew that should start a career as a hyper realistic artist.
And then I heard that Kefka laugh again. I was so concentrated in traversing the stairs that the laugh actually managed to scare me for once, heh. The music abruptly ceased, the walls turned black and the torches' flame were gone (either that, or they were a black flame now and blended with the walls). After a few steps, Sonic popped right in front of Dr. Robotnik, just like with Tails and Knuckles, and then YET ANOTHER red static. It lasted for about.. 15 or so seconds and then it showed me an unexpected image: a really realistic pic of demon Sonic staring right at the screen. Not gonna lie, he looked SICK AS HELL (pun not entirely intended): he had the black/red eyes I’ve gotten used to (except with a little less blood under them), a wide grin with some fangs, much like the Werehog's teeth except more vicious-looking, and last but not least, his fur was really on point. Too bad I could barely see blue in the fur, but still. Whoever drew that should start a career as a hyper realistic artist.
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Welp, that was Sonic.exe. Kyle, if you're reading this, here's my verdict: -10/10. Would only play it again to get that cool Sonic image. But I do have a question for you: How does this game know my name?
Welp, that was Sonic.exe. Kyle, if you're reading this, here's my verdict: -10/10. Would only play it again to get that cool Sonic image. But I do have a question for you: How does this game know my name?

(In the comments, let me know how many times I used the words "Sonic", "after", "and then" and "demon")
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