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Today I wanted to talk about a particular individual subject which had been very dear (in the most wrong way) to me, and that is Sonic.exe. Now, first of all, I noticed that many people wrongly categorized it as a "creepypasta", which is entirely wrong, because, dear ladies and gentlemen, I can wholeheartedly vouch that what happened is the honest to God truth.
X, or how he prefers to call himself, Sonic.exe is actually fucking REAL. I know, you probably won't believe it, but it is the actual truth. Sonic.exe is real and he's acting like an immature Pennywise of the internet, thinking he's pulling pranks by stealing peoples' souls! (For those of you who don't know, Pennywise is a creepy [or funny, depending on the actor] clown individual who dwells in the sewers of Festus, Missouri and
It all started a few years ago, when my best friend Kyle sent me this haunted CD, begging me to destroy it. I thought it was all bogus and played the game, which was basically the original Sonic the Hedgehog with a horror movie twist. When I finished it, a creepy Sonic plushie individual kept stalking me. (I couldn't enjoy my private moments in the bathroom until I managed to catch it in the shower and flushed it down the toilet, which took a few weeks.) Somehow Kyle got in contact with me and together we managed to destroy the particular indestructible CD, freeing ourselves from the situation of the Sonic.exe curse for good. That night we had a sleepover, playing some games and having fun with each other. I'm feeling lots of pleasure whenever the individual that is Kyle ends up together in situations with me.
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Anyway, I'm off to clean myself now because Kyle had made me all dirty. He said that he has something very important to tell me tomorrow. Peace out, guys!
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