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==[[File:Exesonicexe.png|thumb|Sonic.exe]]Sonic.exe - The “Real” Story== |
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as one day i was taking a walk outside just to come upon a. very familiar game of some sort to say i found sonic the original game. i gone home just to put it in the cartridge to find the original game nothing. else until i stumbled across i think a Easter egg of some sort it was sonic with huge. black eyes i decided to press play then horrors happened... the end note: merry christmas |
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I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old and outdated. |
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It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. He put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job, to deliver mail. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle. |
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I haven't spoken to Kyle in a year, but somehow I recognized his handwriting, though it did look weird. It looked scratchy, like he was in a hurry. Maybe he wrote it while taking a shit, I don't know. |
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This is what he wrote... |
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''"Tom,'' |
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''Destroy This Game As Soon As You Get It! If You Don't, You Could Be Killed By A Sonic The Hedgehog Plushie! Please! Destroy It. Smash It! Burn It! Piss On It For All I Care! Do Something!'' |
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''Please...'' |
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''Kyle"'' |
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The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw a CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with a magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces. |
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After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams for the rest of the night. |
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The End. |
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Revision as of 00:01, 26 April 2018
as one day i was taking a walk outside just to come upon a. very familiar game of some sort to say i found sonic the original game. i gone home just to put it in the cartridge to find the original game nothing. else until i stumbled across i think a Easter egg of some sort it was sonic with huge. black eyes i decided to press play then horrors happened... the end note: merry christmas
