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Line 1: {{Note\|Previously on Silver vsthe ~~Kingmasterreview~~Turkey ~~Revenge~~Hog: of[[Silver the Turkey Hog]]}} [[File:sonic_exe_the_turkeyhog.jpg\|right\|300px]] ~~Previously on Silver the Turkey Hog;~~ Silver the hedgehog has been possessed by the terrifying Thankskilling Turkey who morphed his ass into his victim's already turkey-ass shaped forehead, not only giving him a special "Head Cannon", but also gained the Turkey's hunger for vengeance on Kingmasterreview, the Iblis Trigger for... Uh... Whatever he did to Silver those years ago... And also for stealing the only surviving copy of Silver the Turkey Hog 2, in Dimension X where Silver the Turkey Hog battled the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thinking they were the Iblis Triggers. So technically, this is Silver the Turkey Hog 3! By the way, there's supposed to be "BOOBS" in the first second!▼ {{centerdash}} ▲Previously on Silver the Turkey Hog; Silver the hedgehog has been possessed by the terrifying Thankskilling Turkey who morphed his ass into his victim's already turkey-ass shaped forehead, not only giving him a special "Head Cannon", but also gained the Turkey's hunger for vengeance on Kingmasterreview, the Iblis Trigger for... Uh... Whatever he did to Silver those years ago... And also for stealing the only surviving copy of Silver the Turkey Hog 2, in Dimension X where Silver the Turkey Hog battled the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thinking they were the Iblis Triggers. So technically, this is Silver the Turkey Hog 3! By the way, there's supposed to be "BOOBS" in the first second! Exactly five years later at 5:55 and five point five hundred fifty five seconds P.M. May 2014 as the prophecy is foretold; Sonic and Shadow are driving in their Limousine, drinking champagne and gossiping about how ~~retarded~~much of a dumbass Silver was. ▼ ▲Exactly five years later at 5:55 and five point five hundred fifty five seconds P.M. May 2014 as the prophecy is foretold; Sonic and Shadow are driving in their Limousine, drinking champagne and gossiping about how retarded Silver was. Sonic; "You know, I kind of feel bad about Silver for how dumb he is!" Shadow; "Really? I think he's too ~~retarded~~stupid to have Hert Fellings..." Suddenly, the roof of the Limo rips open and Silver the Turkey Hog crashes in. Line 51: Shadow; "I'm the only one who should say "Damn you to Hell" around here!" {{centerdash}} Doing his "Superman thing", Silver the Turkey Hog flies backwards at over Mach 9, zooming past Goku and Vegeta, as he Cool-Aid-Man style burst into Blackbustercritic's room (OH YEAH!!!) in the middle of having yet another Skype war against a mysterious console fanboy. Line 93: The two fly off as the worm-plot-hole devours Blacbustercritic, his cat and his house, but don't worry, they're ok... They'll be BACK! {{centerdash}} Silver the Turkey Hog, still scouring high and low, eventually arrives near Kingmasterreview's house. Line 105: Then, the Kefka laugh erupted from nowhere as a familiar black/red bleeding eyed, shark toothed, blue furry figure emerged. Turkey; "Nah, it's just that ~~retard~~loser has-been Sonic.exe!" Sonic.exe; "I AM GOD!" Turkey; "No you're not, you're even ~~more retarded~~stupider than Silver! Now what gives?" Sonic.exe; "Want to play with me!?" Line 129: Turkey controls Sonic.exe to aim his Forehead Turkey Ass Cannon at Silver, but then, a miracle arrives... {{centerdash}} Sonic, Shadow and (gasp!) Blackbustercritic and his cat, come to the rescue! Line 153: Blackbuster; "Just get this over with!" {{centerdash}} Let the battle commence! Turkey Sonic.exe dose his Metal Sonic flying sprite pose and charges, but Blackbuster stands ready and roundhouse kicks him in the nards! Then Blackbuster launches from the ground and football tackles Turkey Sonic.exe, the both of them rocketing into outer space! The two land on the volcano infested Venus with the impact of a 100km wide asteroid strike as they prepare their projectile weapons! Turkey Sonic.exe lock and loads his FOREHEAD TURKEY ASS CANNON and opens fire, but the bird droppings simply vaporize in the intense heat! Line 183: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{hrb}} <i>Sonic, Shadow, Silver; copyright Sonic Team SEGA<br> ~~Sonic, Shadow, Silver~~Turkey; copyright ~~Sonic Team~~Thankskilling ~~SEGA~~films<br> Gaston's blunderbuss; copyright Disney Beauty and the Beast<br>▼ Kingmasterreview; YouTube<br>▼ ~~Turkey; copyright Thankskilling films~~ Blackbustercritic; Blackbustershow TouTube<br>▼ Sonic.exe; uh... Tom?</i>▼ ▲Gaston's blunderbuss; copyright Disney Beauty and the Beast <br /> {{v\|reading\|HI_ncurIOh8}} ▲Kingmasterreview; YouTube [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Bad Fanfiction]] ▲Blackbustercritic; Blackbustershow TouTube [[Category:Sonic]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] ▲Sonic.exe; uh... Tom? 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