Sonic.exe the Turkey Hog vs Blackbuster: Difference between revisions

 

 

Silver the hedgehog has been possessed by the terrifying Thankskilling Turkey who morphed his ass into his victim's already turkey-ass shaped forehead, not only giving him a special "Head Cannon", but also gained the Turkey's hunger for vengeance on Kingmasterreview, the Iblis Trigger for... Uh... Whatever he did to Silver those years ago... And also for stealing the only surviving copy of Silver the Turkey Hog 2, in Dimension X where Silver the Turkey Hog battled the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thinking they were the Iblis Triggers. So technically, this is Silver the Turkey Hog 3! By the way, there's supposed to be "BOOBS" in the first second!

 

 

 

Sonic; "You know, I kind of feel bad about Silver for how dumb he is!"

 

 

Suddenly, the roof of the Limo rips open and Silver the Turkey Hog crashes in. 

Shadow; "I'm the only one who should say "Damn you to Hell" around here!"

 

 

Doing his "Superman thing", Silver the Turkey Hog flies backwards at over Mach 9, zooming past Goku and Vegeta, as he Cool-Aid-Man style burst into Blackbustercritic's room (OH YEAH!!!) in the middle of having yet another Skype war against a mysterious console fanboy.

The two fly off as the worm-plot-hole devours Blacbustercritic, his cat and his house, but don't worry, they're ok... They'll be BACK!

 

 

Silver the Turkey Hog, still scouring high and low, eventually arrives near Kingmasterreview's house.

Then, the Kefka laugh erupted from nowhere as a familiar black/red bleeding eyed, shark toothed, blue furry figure emerged.

 

 

Sonic.exe; "I AM GOD!"

 

 

Sonic.exe; "Want to play with me!?"

Turkey controls Sonic.exe to aim his Forehead Turkey Ass Cannon at Silver, but then, a miracle arrives...

 

 

Sonic, Shadow and (gasp!) Blackbustercritic and his cat, come to the rescue!

Blackbuster; "Just get this over with!"

 

 

Let the battle commence! Turkey Sonic.exe dose his Metal Sonic flying sprite pose and charges, but Blackbuster stands ready and roundhouse kicks him in the nards! Then Blackbuster launches from the ground and football tackles Turkey Sonic.exe, the both of them rocketing into outer space! The two land on the volcano infested Venus with the impact of a 100km wide asteroid strike as they prepare their projectile weapons! Turkey Sonic.exe lock and loads his FOREHEAD TURKEY ASS CANNON and opens fire, but the bird droppings simply vaporize in the intense heat!

Back on Earth, Silver the Turkey Hog wakes up... only to confront Kingmasterreview, holding the sole surviving video copy of Silver the Turkey Hog 2 between his teeth and staring with BLACK AND RED HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD eyes looking RIGHT AT HIM!!!!!!!!

 

 

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