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DestroyFirst thisof cdall nowI still fucking hate you asshole. But I cantknow doyou're itREALLY becausegood imat aburning stupidthings withdown noSO ideai howdecided to burnsend anythingyou this. DDESSTRRTOYYYYYY this cd NOW!!!!!!!!. I cant do it because I'm a dumbass. plus theres an evil sonic plushie lookingon formy mebed..... WITH A KNIFE......... AND HES EVVIL........ Also I dont have much time, Butbecause ihe will find me in 23 seconds.... (I have enoughsuper timefast towriting abilities and can post letters with my mind) How do i use reverse psychology properly Oh wait writefuck this hugeisnt lettergoogle clearlyignore that. Dont playtry theto gamemail orme theagain evilbecause sonic plushI will getbe you toodead...

Thei letter looked likeKNEW it was writtenhim inbecause comicof sanshis mshandwriting... SoBut inhis typicalhandwriting dumblooked horrormuch storymore mainrushed characterthan normal and it looked like someone else's handwriting... But..... What's a reverse psychology? fashionAnyway, iI thought of putburning the cddisk inbut mythen computerI thought..... AfterNahhhhhhh.... all iI reallyalways wantwanted a sonic plushie.... and And an evil one too? Maybe that will doshow finemy toodumbass mom that Sonic isn't a kids game..... OnIt's for MANLY EDGY TEENS LIKE ME. I inserted the CD into my computer there wasand a file popped up..... it was called Sonic.iso, i opened it and it was...... sonicThe 3Sonic and& knuckles fromcollection (the Sonicerm..... &WORST sonic game..... It doesnt have the spike glitch so i HATE it.) So i selected sonic 3 and knuckles collection!!but..... something changed...... The sonic 3 and knuckles title screen played but for a split0.25 second something changed. Luckily i have a photorealistic memory so i can tell you what was there. The water was red like... like... HYPERREALISTIC ketchupBlood... Sonics eyes were black and red (because they are the most scary colors) and "sonic 3 and knuckles" said "Sonic 3 and evil. The sega 1994 screen said satan 3v1l.... It looked...... likeEEEEEEYIKES!!!!! the guy from friday night funkySCARY??????? This game must be EXTREMELY GLITCHYY! It took me to the save select screen but it was the skycolors from Stardustwere speedway bad futureweird........ I created a savefile with Sonic. The game took me to Lava reef act 1. For some reason it was a flat line. WhenI suddenlystarted i saw Sans from UNDERTALEwalking.... Iwhen was terrifiedSUDDENLY..... So i went backsaw..... But i found an easterSCARY eggTHINGS!!!!! Iti wassaw FriskSKELETONS fromand StoryDEAD of UndertalePEOPLE...... SO I went forward, There were more sans'sSUPER......... andSCARY...... someGHOSTS......... papyrusis this a halloween hacks?... I was terrified... How could these spooky skeletons appear!!!! Suddenly I found Sonic. But What the heck?????

I was sonic???? How could sonic meet another sonic??? But then.... When Sonic teleported sonic to angel island zone... It was also a straight line. jeez. whoever made this game sucks at level design. I made sonic run and then suddenly spooky sussy sonic went on the screen and started chasing me... But i was real sonic and i was faster than him aftersoooooooooooooooooooooo...... i spindashedSPIN outtaDASHED thereAWAY!!!!!!!!... I was taken back to the level select and sonics save said clear and the image was ansonic... angrywith spookyblack... sonichyper realistic bloody eyes... and he was angry because he couldntcouldn't getkill sonic. Haha stupid spooky sonic!!!! Don't you know sonic has plot armour? I started a new savefile with tails the fox... He was in scrap brain zone from Sonic 1, but what the heck??? This is sonic 3 & evil, not sonic 1, Tails went through scrap brain zone when suddenly tv static appeared and after that lots of..... kool-aidGULP....... appeared,BLOOOD Ishowed evenup..... sawit thelooked...... kool-aidHYPER manREALISTIC!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!, it was SO scary. I went forwards and then saw spooky sonic. Lots of spooky sonic illusions appeared, so i spindashed into some... but Iit flewkept Tailsappearing awayleft fromand theright spookywhich semi-transparentwas sonicsboring whenso i decided to skip this boss fight. i flew tails away..... then i heard a spooky voice saying "you're not supposed to do that fucking idiot come back here". so instead of coming back, i kept going, and i was taken back to the file select screen. Sonic looked even madder because i escaped 2 times. LOLERZLEL!!!!! I started a new savefile with KnucklesKnuckl. the Mailman/Enchilada/EchidnaWait... Didnt I knock him out??????? He was sent to a place called ,,, ... it was filled with kitchen tiles and had the background of lost-my-marblesballs zone from sonic one!!!! I bet he's in hell now for interrupting my playsession of sonic 4. i was once again extremely confused because this is sonic 3 & satan... Anyway the level was filled with stairs but knuckles aint gonna walk down stairs so i glided down... until spooky sonic caught me,, but knuckles kicked him in the face and ran away... thenthe everyonemain survivedantagonist of this game is so dumb........ :brokenheart: sooooo..... I won the game!!!! i was taken back to level select and sonicthere was a new save.iso.. it was SCARY SONIC Aand he had this face >:O... butSooo noti everyonedecided survivedto yetdelete becausehis save file but there was a secret easter egg , , , you know in sonic 3 how theres a delete save file button with robuttnik right, i clicked that to delete spooky sonci... but instead i went on a eggbutt save????? he was in a level called "heelSCARY actEVIL punLEVEL" and it was filled with shoesSPIKES adnand horribleEVIL punsPEOPLE. (whichthen.... wereI scary)saw whenevil isonic.... sawand spookyhe.... sonicKILLED... whoEGGMAN..... wasi verytried sadto becauserun but he couldntwas killTOO FUCKING everyone..FAT. butMaybe sinceif robutnickyou isdidnt evilEAT heSO didntMUCH stopthen toyou comfortcould spookyhave sonic???????????escaped????? Heh. I sawtotally let Sonic win! maybe now SEGA will be able to utilize new villains.... then.... 12.3 seconds later.... a messagescreen thatpopped saidup. "iit amwas verysonic.exe sod"ermmm i mean sonic.iso.... he looked PISSED. then 17 seconds later static appeared and 2 seconds later some text showed up saying "FUCK YOU" i took the disk out of my pc.... andbut i didnt destroy it because I am a hoarder,, when suddenly I saw a depressedEVILL..... spooky sonic plushieSONIC..... on my bedPLUSHIE........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it said "pleaseim dontgonna runkill awayyou i justhate wantyou tofuck playyou"... hidei andwas like seek"OMG soNOW iI playedCAN hideSHOW andMY seekBITCH withASS itMOM andTHAT heSONIC wentISNT backFOR intoKIDS!!!!" myso computeri happycalled :DDDDmom nowand isomething knowweird whathappened... kyleshe jennercame meantdown byand the evil sonic plushplushie.... wasKILLED lookingher....... for him,,,,then.... he wasKILLED playingme.......... hideI andam seekDEAD too!! i was so scared i shit my self writing thisnow......