Sonic.iso
I am a big fan of sonic the hedgehog…. I like the old games because the new ones are bad and stinky. I was playing Sonic 4 episode 3 when i heard a knock on my door. It was KNUCKLES!!!! He said: Knock Knock its knuckles heres a letter. I was so confused… when was knuckles the postman.. And why didnt he leave it in my mailbox??????? Anyway i opened the letter and it was from my friend Kyle Jenner… I havent heard from him from 3 minutes.. I wonder what he was doing for so long… The letter said: Dear thomas Destroy this cd now. I cant do it because im a stupid with no idea how to burn anything plus theres an evil sonic plushie looking for me… Also I dont have much time, But i have enough time to write this huge letter clearly. Dont play the game or the evil sonic plush will get you too... From Kyle jenner
The letter looked like it was written in comic sans ms… So in typical dumb horror story main character fashion, i put the cd in my computer.. After all i really want a sonic plushie and an evil one will do fine too. On my computer there was a file called Sonic.iso, i opened it and it was sonic 3 and knuckles from the Sonic & knuckles collection!! The sonic 3 and knuckles title screen played but for a split second something changed. Luckily i have a photorealistic memory so i can tell you what was there. The water was red like… like… HYPERREALISTIC ketchup.. Sonics eyes were black and red (because they are the most scary colors) and “sonic 3 and knuckles” said “Sonic 3 and evil. The sega 1994 screen said satan 3v1l…. It looked like the guy from friday night funky???????
It took me to the save select screen but it was the sky from Stardust speedway bad future. I created a savefile with Sonic. The game took me to Lava reef act 1. For some reason it was a flat line. When suddenly i saw Sans from UNDERTALE. I was terrified… So i went back. But i found an easter egg!!!!! It was Frisk from Story of Undertale. SO I went forward, There were more sans’s and some papyrus.. I was terrified.. How could these spooky skeletons appear!!!! Suddenly I found Sonic. But What the heck????? I was sonic… When Sonic teleported sonic to angel island zone.. It was also a straight line. I made sonic run and then suddenly spooky sussy sonic went on the screen and started chasing me… But i was real sonic and i was faster than him after i spindashed outta there… I was taken to the level select and sonics save said clear and the image was an angry spooky sonic because he couldnt get sonic. Haha stupid spooky sonic I started a new savefile with tails the fox.. He was in scrap brain zone from Sonic 1, but what the heck??? This is sonic 3 & evil, not sonic 1, Tails went through scrap brain zone when suddenly tv static appeared and after that lots of kool-aid appeared, I even saw the kool-aid man. I went forwards and then saw spooky sonic. Lots of spooky sonic illusions appeared but I flew Tails away from the spooky semi-transparent sonics when i heard a spooky voice saying "you're not supposed to do that fucking idiot come back here". so instead of coming back, i kept going, and i was taken back to the file select screen. Sonic looked even madder because i escaped 2 times. LOLERZ!!!!! I started a new savefile with Knuckles the Mailman/Enchilada/Echidna. He was sent to a place called ,,, ... it was filled with kitchen tiles and had the background of lost-my-marbles zone from sonic one!!!! i was once again extremely confused because this is sonic 3 & satan... Anyway the level was filled with stairs but knuckles aint gonna walk down stairs so i glided down.... until spooky sonic caught me,, but knuckles kicked him in the face and ran away... then everyone survived i was taken back to level select and sonic.iso had this face >:O but not everyone survived yet because there was a secret easter egg , , , you know in sonic 3 how theres a delete save file button with robuttnik right, i clicked that to delete spooky sonci.. but instead i went on a eggbutt save????? he was in a level called "heel act pun" and it was filled with shoes adn horrible puns (which were scary) when i saw spooky sonic who was very sad because he couldnt kill everyone.... but since robutnick is evil he didnt stop to comfort spooky sonic???????????????? I saw a message that said "i am very sod".... i took the disk out of my pc and didnt destroy it because I am a hoarder,, when suddenly I saw a depressed spooky sonic plushie on my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it said "please dont run away i just want to play hide and seek" so i played hide and seek with it and he went back into my computer happy :DDDD now i know what kyle jenner meant by the evil sonic plush was looking for him,,,, he was playing hide and seek too!! i was so scared i shit my self writing this
Written by Cooing Slinky 11
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