Sonic.nes

I am a huge sonic fan unlike everyone else, but anyway that isn't important

I am interested in bootleg games, especially bootlegs for the NES\Famicom

My friend named joe (let's just call him that for privacy) sent me a rom of a bootleg called "Super Sonic Fun Quest" for NES, I don't have a NES so I played the rom on Fceux. Everything looked normal (in bootleg standards of course) I pressed enter (The start button in the emulator) and I was put into mountain zone act 666 (spoopy number)

I started as tails and I was not happy because I want to play as sonic, it's like in mario 64 ds when you start the game with yoshi but that isn't important

I started to run through fields, loops and bridges and then, something made me realize that it had awful controls (Like somari)

the scrolling was the Mario 1 style, which I don't like.

but then, sonic appeared!

"I must have unlocked sonic, yes!!"

but no, he was not playable

I continued and I beat the level I saw a pipe and tails jumped in (it was a cutscene)

next thing I knew a message popped up

"Sonic levels are boring, do the Mario

next thing I knew, the game became a rom hack of Mario 3 for NES. "Wow, the controls are not bad anymore!"

but then Mario came up out of another pipe

Mario walked up to me and said:

"It's-a me, Mario!"

I thought sonic was better so I screamed:

Mario Hack with tails

"fuck you Mario, you are garbage because sonic is better"

Mario was not bothered by my comment but my parents were

they warned me to not swear,

Mario then said: "Sonic, has been gone for 3 days, I don't know where he is but I hope he is found"

but then, sonic flew and said:

"I am spoopy sonic and i am gonna do something mean"

sonic looked at the player and said

"Hippity Hoppity your friend's spaghetti is my property!"

I was so spooped so I turned the game off

I went to bed because it was 3am and I had a dream

it started with Mario eating spaghetti with his brother Luigi but then sonic said

"spaghetti sucks, chili dogs are better"

Mario and Luigi said: "No" and sonic left

I woke up with swear and fear

It was so scary I told my friend but it turns out, he didn't exist! (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN)

I was in insanity, because I'm a criminal serving time for very bad crimes

It was when I remembered, that my Mario 64 bloopers were so bad, they were banned

The End

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