Sonic.nes

I am a huge sonic fan unlike everyone else, but anyway that isn't important

I am interested in bootleg games, especially bootlegs for the NES\Famicom

My friend named joe (let's just call him that for privacy) sent me a rom of a bootleg called "Super Sonic Fun Quest" for NES, I don't have a NES so I played the rom on Fceux. Everything looked normal (in bootleg standards of course) I pressed enter (The start button in the emulator) and I was put into mountain zone act 666 (spoopy number)

I started as tails and I was not happy because I want to play as sonic, it's like in mario 64 ds when you start the game with yoshi but that isn't important

I started to run through fields, loops and bridges and then, something made me realize that it had awful controls (Like somari)

the scrolling was the Mario 1 style, which I don't like.

but then, sonic appeared!

"I must have unlocked sonic, yes!!"

but no, he was not playable

I continued and I beat the level I saw a pipe and tails jumped in (it was a cutscene)

next thing I knew a message popped up

"Sonic levels are boring, do the Mario

next thing I knew, the game became a rom hack of Mario 3 for NES. "Wow, the controls are not bad anymore!"

but then Mario came up out of another pipe

Mario walked up to me and said:

"It's-a me, Mario!"

I thought sonic was better so I screamed:

"fuck you Mario, you are garbage because sonic is better"

Mario was not bothered by my comment but my parents were

they warned me to not swear,

Mario then said: "Sonic, has been gone for 3 days, I don't know where he is but I hope he is found"

but then, sonic flew and said:

"I am spoopy sonic and i am gonna do something mean"

sonic looked at the player and said

"Hippity Hoppity your friend's spaghetti is my property!"

I was so spooped so I turned the game off

I went to bed because it was 3am and I had a dream

it started with Mario eating spaghetti with his brother Luigi but then sonic said

"spaghetti sucks, chili dogs are better"

Mario and Luigi said: "No" and sonic left

I woke up with swear and fear

It was so scary I told my friend but it turns out, he didn't exist! (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN)

I was in insanity, because I'm a criminal serving time for very bad crimes

It was when I remembered, that my Mario 64 bloopers were so bad, they were banned

The End

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