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Have I ever told you that
Not too long ago, my baby cousin came over to play. He took my beloved Sonic the Hedgehog (not that piece of shit from the
I took about 10 weeks to get here. The wait was excruciating! Who would have thought the postage from China was that slow? To think I
I noticed right away I could play as Elise. I was so ecstatic! She ran slowly and her controls only allowed walk, run and jump. Fairly limited,
She
At this time, I made note of how slow she actually ran. It was far slower than Amy,
It quickly caught up to her. I saw a vague glimpse of it. It was blue, with black eyes and glowing red dots in them, and an abnormally large, menacing smile. Sonic? He ripped her head off and I heard him cackle. Hyper-realistic blood spouted everywhere.
I sat wide-eyed in horror and was dumbfounded. Sonic harm anyone? Never! What was SEGA thinking? Then it hit me: SEGA planned to make Sonic evil! This Sonic I saw was the real Sonic and Sonic.exe
I still have the game if anyone wants to see it. Only I can't show it to you because I lost it somewhere... also if you see it he might try to find you and kill you too!
Then I reasonably summed everything up in a logical, orderly explanation to preserve my sanity:
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