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Created page with "Last Halloween, I almost slept with an Incubus. So basically, I saw him in a bar, he was hella hot, so I went up to him and said "Hey, wanna ride my inky bus?!" he laughed and stroked my thigh saying. "How ironic, because I am an Incubus. Of course I would be delighted to engage in intercourse." He picked me up and started fireman carrying me home. "Oh, but I was just being filthy. I didn't realise you were actually an Incubus. You would drain my soul?" "Uh, ''yeah!'..."