Incubus

Last Halloween, I almost slept with an Incubus.

So basically, I saw him in a bar, he was hella hot, so I went up to him and said "Hey, wanna ride my inky bus?!" he laughed and stroked my thigh saying.

"How ironic, because I am an Incubus. Of course I would be delighted to engage in intercourse." He picked me up and started fireman carrying me home.

"Oh, but I was just being filthy. I didn't realise you were actually an Incubus. You would drain my soul?"

"Uh, yeah!" He said, rolling his eyes. "That's our deal!"

"Oh, but I can't deal." I said. "I like my soul." He put me down.

"Consent is important, and can be revoked at any time. I would never breach it." He said, shaking my hand. We remain good friends to this day, and I will be best man at his wedding.

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Credited to scannerofcrap 

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