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I like Cuphead, I am a big fan of it i play it everyday and i draw about it everyday i also completed every level and bought every figurine of it even the one with Mugman head on Cuphead body that is worth 100 dollars.<br />After playing the game for 500 hours straight i began to get bored of it and tried to search for some mods for it, after searching for a long time i found a very intersting mod that add new content to it but the mod sender had a weird username something like IeAtKiDz258 i said
Finally I am greeted with an HYPEREALISTIC menu of cuphead, I said
==The Game==
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After 1.0236 seconds the game started strangely i didn't get the opening cutscene that shows the story and all, the old cartoon music was gone and I wasn't even playing with my favorites characters but instead i was playing as Mugman.
Strangely there was no music at all when i was on the map everything was empty i only saw my character in the map and every level was unlocked, i tried every level except the first one but any of them worked, So i entered it after entering the level I heard a piercing noise that was very loud for about 4.05315 Seconds, my ears almost exploded, after losing my ears i finally got into the level, i was alone nothing was there no music no enemies nothing I said
I really began to get scared i tried to leave but my character was stuck and wouldn't move i tried everything i smashed by keyboard, bought another one and smashed it again but it didn't work so i kept waiting until static appeared on my screen again for about 15.153458953 seconds , that damn antenna is surely made in China, but when i checked it it was pointed correctly so i finally noticed that the static was from the game it self (woah) after the static was gone i saw Cuphead with HYPEREALISTIC eyes covered in HYPEREALISTIC blood with an HYPEREALISTIC FACE and he was staring HYPEREALISTICLY at my soul and he was smiling at me with his HYPEREALISTIC TEETH, The develish HYPEREALSTIC Cuphead was near Mugman And kept stabbing him HYPEREALISTICLY AND THEN HYPEREALISTIC BLOOD SPLASHED HYPEREALISTCLY IN THE SCREEN IT LOOKED SO HYPEREALISTIC THAT IF YOU TOUCH IT YOU WOULD HAVE BLUUD ON YOUR FINGERS.
After that Mugman died, Cuphead looked HYPEREALISTCLY at me and said
I am free of the curse for now on but i dont stop seeing Devilish Cuphead in my dreams, I am not talking about chicken and gravy i am really serious this really happened like really, dont ever download games with strange names also never drink from cups or drink tea again you have been warned
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