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DENTIST STILL AT LARGE
A stupid kid said this "I had fell asleep and had forgotten to brush my teeth. Then I woke up because I had a bad dream about Gingivitis. *shivers at thought of bleeding gums*. I noticed my window was open but that was usual since I always leave it open to welcome Shrek so he can save my cold anus. But something was off. I looked at the bottom of my bed and there was a guy at the end of it. Every tooth in my mouth had a sudden cold feel in them. A man wearing a surgical mask and a headlamp was staring right at me. He lunged at me and yelled "GO TO THE DENTIST!
Jeff and his family moved into the neighborhood. Jeff got a new dentist job here which is pretty dope. Jeff lived with his wife Liu and they’re beautiful daughter Ben. The new house was hella dope. It had a pool but then Ben drowned in it. So Jeff went apeshit and went on a rampage of cleaning people’s dirty teeth during the middle of the night. The tooth brush, his weapon and the filler, his poison. Then he had a gay orgy with slender man. The end.
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