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So today I got this really rare game for only one cent at a local garage sale. It was a rather odd sale, but I didn’t mind. I remember when I got it about an hour ago. I didn’t think a whole lot about it. Actually, I didn’t even look at its title. Hey, a one cent game is a one cent game, right?
It was only when I got home and I finally looked at the game. It was a disc for the Wii, and the cover was blank, with the exception of some scribbling near the top in black sharpie marker. It read as follows, "KIRBY 6664.
Now obviously, there was something that caught my attention immediately. Why is this game on the Wii? I mean, this should be on an N64, if anything. Despite that, though, everything else seemed normal.
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[[File:Kirby 6664 title screen.png|Title screen|thumb]]
As the Wii turned on, there was nothing but a blank screen that said "Ready.
Was this already the game? It didn’t even go into the Wii Menu. Then again, this is probably very glitchy for a ton of reasons. Maybe this is a beta disc?
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The blank screen became pitch black. It stayed like this for approximately 23 seconds, until that white screen changed to a red color, like blood, as I heard an evil, childlike laugh that felt so hyper-realistic as I heard it. Then, there was a small dialog box…
"HELLO, MARK.
What? How did it know my name?
"CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THIS ONE OF A KIND DISC. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE FRUITS OF MY SERVANT, HAL.
One of a kind disc? Fruits of HAL? As in…HAL Labs? What does this thing mean?
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But I was told no more, as I was sent to a stage overworld (like the ones you traveled through to select the level to play in Kirby’s Return to Dreamland). Of course, I was playing as Kirby. For some reason, I couldn’t move him. Was this a cutscene?
This place didn’t exactly seem to fit into a Kirby game either. The whole place was near pitch-black, with a light shining where Kirby was standing. The floor was white, and had stains of blood all over. It was just that floor, with a silhouette of what seemed to be a door at the other side. Fog was also in the foreground, and the overworld place was simply called "END.
[[File:Kirby 6664 END World.jpg|The "END" World|thumb]]
Kirby turned his face to me, with an eerie grin over his face that definitely didn’t convey his normal innocence. "AH, AT LAST. YOU HAVE COME, MARK. NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND HAVE ME ENTER THE DOOR.
I finally gained control of Kirby again once that textbox went. Be a good boy, though? What’s through that door, anyhow? I moved him to it and had him enter. Just before, however, I was able to steal a glimpse at the level name… "
This just gets stranger by the moment.
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And then the Wii just crashed. A high-pitched noise started to sound, as it normally does when it suddenly crashes. I went up to it and powered it down, but then the screen started to show static, as the Wii started to spin the disc at incredible speeds from what I heard. As I tried to unplug it, it was too late. It exploded, shrapnel being sent all over and tearing up my left hand, which then began to bleed profusely. I screamed in pain, until I saw something that surprised me so much, that it made me forget such a pain.
In the place of my Wii, there stood Kirby, smiling in a devilish manner. "Ah… How I have longed to escape my prison.
"What’s going on?
"Your death.
From there, I have been running, hiding. I know I only have so much time before he finds me. I know my fate was sealed from the moment I assisted the devil into this world. So here’s the truth…
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