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<poem>
'''Hey there, the
And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
WELL I AM GOD.
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
I
But now
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
''Now hold on a minute there,
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And their heads POP OFF
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school?
Challenging me?
Noitce yur gramar feling?
This battle is easy! You
See the background?
By tha ind uf tha day,
MY
You
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch,
I kicked
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.''
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Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
This
People
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
And poke you with a stick!
Like little kids at the beach
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Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.'''
''Bitch, I
My
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day,
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.''
</poem>
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
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