Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies Xbox Edition: Difference between revisions

If you don't know what this game is, I'll explain it to you: Jimmy Neutron goes to space and gets some meteorite dust to prove that meteorites don't have "tails" in space. However, when he returns home, he accidentally releases bootleg furbies (called Twonkes) onto planet Earth. Twonkes grow into monsters when they listen to music, and Jimmy has to stop them using Sheen’sSheen's singing to change them back to normal so Jimmy can capture them. The game was an obvious Luigi’sLuigi's Mansion knockoff, but it is still fun to play despite it’sit's difficult boss battles.

One day I looked the game up on Wikipedia and learned that the game had a planned Xbox edition, but was cancelled. This surprised me, as Nickelodeon games always sold pretty well. I wanted to learn why the game was cancelled so I browsed the internet to find more information. After blindingly following links to other websites (I must have gone onto twelve porn sites during my search) I finally found a Gaming website that said that the game was produced for play testing in small numbers. I went onto in Ebay and found that someone was selling a Xbox playtest disk. I almost shat my pants: it was only $50. I quickly bought the game, as it wasn’twasn't up for auction. After that I began to write some trollpastas to keep me occupied during my wait for the game to arrive.

The game started up like usual, with Goddard shining the hologram menu over a overview of Retroville. However, the Retroville looked a lot more damaged than in the original  menu screen. Some houses were burned down and some looked as if they were ripped apart.  I ignored this, believing that this was made to make the game more exciting and edgy. I started a new game and watched the intro begin. The intro was the same until Jimmy got angry at Cindy’sCindy's belief that meteorite’smeteorite's have "tails" in space. Jimmy’sJimmy's face looked incredibly disgusted and angered when he corrected her, and ended with  Jimmy muttering: "You naive bit-". The principal walked in and told the class about the choir tryouts in the same fashion he did in the Gamecube version.

I was a bit surprised at Jimmy’sJimmy's swear, but I assumed it was a joke for the playtesters and kept playing. The game went like normal (Jimmy builds a small rocket ship before going to space to get the meteorite samples) until the scene when Jimmy discovers the Twonkie in the meteorite sample. In the original game Sheen, Carl, and Jimmy discover the twonkie in the sample before Sheen hears his favorite song on the radio. Sheen turns up the music. causing the twonkie to grow into a hideous monster called a Grounder. Jimmy and his friends escape the room and the game continues on.

However in this version the Grounder had much longer claws. Jimmy and his friends bolted to the door. The monster threw a chair, blocking off the door. Carl tried to push the chair, but the Grounder threw another chair at Carl’sCarl's head. The chair hit its target, making a sickening crack as it caved in Carl’sCarl's skull. Sheen turned to the Grounder and said "With the power of Ultralord, I’llI'll-" Before he could finish, the monster thrust it’sit's claw into Sheen’sSheen's abdomen. Sheen went limp as the twonkie pulled its claw out of him. The monster looked at Jimmy and charged at him, blood dripping from it's claw.