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Samuel Lock is your
Sam was initially taken aback because the title screen looked, how should I put this? It just looked off. The screen started erratically flickering as the title slowly appeared on screen. It said CALL OF SPOOKY MODERN BLOODSHED. Sam thought it was a last minute title alteration, ignoring the strange startup and pressing on into the game. After watching a short cutscene with some glitchy animation and horrible voice acting, Sam made it to the first mission. It said PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN. Sam was like what the fuck. Anyway he jumped out of the battle bus and parachuted down to the mission site, where he saw a boombox. This boombox was blasting Da Biggest Bird at max volume, piercing Sam’s fragile eardrums and making him seize onto the floor uncontrollably. After a brief seizure, Samuel got back up, muted the TV and continued playing. Now this is when things get weeeeird. Sam was playing as Ghost and shooting the opps, as you normally do in a COD campaign. Everything was going swimmingly until……. BOOOM! A HYPER REALISTIC PICTURE OF SOAP POPS UP ON THE SCREEN. His eyes were bleeding and his body was scarred and battered beyond recognition! The words, YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE, in comic sans, flashed rapidly on screen, as the song from Suicide Mouse played ad nauseam. As the camera slowly zoomed out, it was shown that Soap was decapitated and Ghost was holding his head! By golly this was a scary sight indeed! Sam had enough of this shitty game, and managed to turn his console off, despite the abundance of fecal matter in his trousers. He said,” Fuck this game, Activision needs to be taught a lesson and despite not paying anything for it, I WANT A REFUND.” He got up to empty his bowels into the toilet, but before he could leave his room, the door slammed shut! Creepy music started playing from an unknown source, and as Samuel turned around, he saw it. GHOST WAS IN HIS ROOM! Sam blinked and the room looked like it was from HELL! 666 written across the wall IN BLOOD and his dear friends Yoshi, Minecraft Steve, and Mr. Beast were crucified on his wall, their innards falling out. He cried and cried, but that wouldn’t stop Ghost. Ghost took off his mask and revealed himself to be the famous YouTuber, JACKSEPTICEYE! JACKSEPTICEYE started laughing maniacally, which caused Sam to crap his pants. Then, Mr. Septiceye spoke, he had a deep voice and said, TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO HAPPY WHEEEELS.
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THE END, is what I would say but it couldn’t be further from the truth. Remember the old man from the beginning? Let’s rewind a bit here folks. When Sam initially went to purchase the game and the man pulled out a fucking Glock and tried to shoot him, you thought that plot point wouldn’t be important? Dumbass. Yeah the old man served in WWII and Vietnam so he had the skills of a marksman. And when I said Sam slidecanceled in real life I mean he just tripped and broke his ankle. The man shot Sam in the back of the head and here comes the big twist guys! IT WAS ALL A DREAM. Sam is in purgatory right now, forced to live out his days railing Sonic.exe and playing Startropics for the NES. He wishes he never went to get the COD gayme from the sketchy garage sale and curses jacksepticeye for his evil tendencies. Don’t be like Sam. Rest in Piss Bozo. Well I'm your narrator, Gunna, and this has been the scariest creepypasta ever written, CALL OF SPOOKY MODERN BLOODSHED! Thank you for reading
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