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Samuel Lock is your average high school kid. He likes memes, has no bitches, and most importantly, LOVES the Call of Duty franchise. With Modern Warfare II releasing, Sam knew he needed to get the new Call of Duty game, no matter the cost. While walking home from school on a seemingly normal Thursday afternoon, Sam noticed a yard sale out of the corner of his eye. The sign on the residences’ verdant and luscious grass said “GAMES, TOYS, BOOKS, AND MORE!” Sam thought to himself, “Well it will be an hour or two before my dad gets home and I do have $20 on me so it wouldn’t hurt to check out what they had. Maybe they could have some rare games at a discount price?” He walked to the house and started searching around the various boxes laid out upon the yard. After a couple minutes of rummaging around, finding nothing but shitty games like Kid Kool and Gex 2, Sam decided to call it quits and return home to play some Warzone with the bois. However, this is not what happened. Far from it in fact. Sure he found shitty games, but at the bottom of the cardboard box he saw the game he was lusting after for all these weeks. Call of Duty Modern Warfare II for the Xbox One. Elated, Sam rushed over to the owner of the house. The man was old, senile in fact. He had a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other. Sam wondered why a man this old had so many video games, but blinded by the excitement of playing the new COD, he asked squeamishly, “Excuse me sir, how much does this game cost?” The man took a swig from his bottle and asked Sam, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROPERTY? GIT!” The enraged man pulled out a fucking Glock and aimed directly at Sam's head. However, Sam slide canceled and ran home, with the game in hand. Despite nearly being murked in broad daylight by an elderly man and being sent to the gulag, Sam rushed upstairs and popped the game inside of his Xbox, feverishly waiting for it to boot up so he could relax and unwind, forgetting about all of his troubles and immersing himself in the world of Call of Duty. After a couple of seconds, the game began loading.
 
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